[Splinter catches the Turtles sneaking back in late]
Boys, where have you been? I've been freaking out!
[the Turtles explain that they were shopping; they try to go to their rooms] [suspicious]
Wait a second... you said you would go shopping, then come right back. Where were you?
L Leo
[The Turtles then make up numerous excuses]
Look, we're really sorry, Splinter. Some of the guys wanted to see a movie, and I tried to talk them out of it.
DM Donnie, Mikey, and Raph
LEO!!
WHAT?! You watch a movie with the HUMANS?! [he shudders]
M Mikey
You ratted us out!
Hey! Don't use that word that way.
M Mikey
[Leo, Raph and Donnie join in on the chastising]
Sorry, dad.
[the turtles are on a rooftop]
Lob it up. Lob it up! [Mikey then throws a watermelon upwards, which Raph cuts with one of Leo's katanas]
Let's try that again, but with ninja stars!
M Mikey
[cut to Mikey holding a watermelon with his crudley drawn face on it]
I'm kinda nervous, guys!
You're fine, chill! [to himself] He's gonna die.
M Mikey
Why did we pick a fruit shaped exactly like my head?
Your head looks like Stewie had a baby with "Hey Arnold!".
Stop talking, you're ruining my concentration!
[The Turtles are waiting for Superfly to arrive, when a low-riding car, a monster truck, and a motorcycle pull in]
Oh man, they're gonna be so scared when they see that they're about to roll up on a bunch of mutants!
[Then, a warthog mutant, Bebop, steps out of the monster truck, holding a boombox. He turns it on, and "Wake up in the Sky" by Bruno Mars, Kodak Black, and Gucci Mane starts playing. A rhino mutant, Rocksteady, then steps off of the motorcycle. The two mutants vibe to the song] April O'Neil: Oh my god, I'm gonna win a Daytime Emmy.
[The Turtles then panic in the van while another mutant, a bipedal housefly with a pincer for his right hand steps out, also vibing to the song. The turtles then realize that, as more mutants step out of the other vehicles, this is Superfly.]
Yo. C'mon team. Let's get the goods. [He leaps onto the van and breaks the windshield. The Turtles scream.] Yo! [The Turtles scream again] What? [The Turtles scream again] Ya'll some little tortoises, huh? Look at you! Damn! Ya'll adorable, man. Bad Bernie, got some turtles on the payroll.
L Leo
[stammers]
We're not with Bernie, we're here to find you.
I can't believe that there are more mutants! Like us!
This is wild! Like, this is crazy! Wait, let me guess, 15 years ago, right, some sludge was dumped in a sewer, and y'all came from that.
Well, we prefer the term ooze, but yeah.
L Leo
Its like more-- It's just nicer sounding
It rolls off the tongue better, yeah. [the Turtles then repeat the word "ooze"]
L Leo
It's nice, right? It's ooze.
Damn! Ooze. I like that. I like ooze. So, look, that same ooze made me, okay? My dad, Baxter Stockman, he's the one who dumped the ooze down the drain, baby. So, technically, we cousins.
M Mikey
[The turtles are excited over their new cousins]
I've always wanted a cousin!
Well look at ya now, ya got a bunch. I'm so sorry, I didn't introduce my peeps. [points to Bebop and Rocksteady] This is Bebop and Rocksteady.
B Bebop
Hey, what'cha lookin' at, punks?
R Rocksteady
Yeah bro, what'cha lookin' at?
[points to a mutant bat]
Right here we got Wingnut.
[points to mutant manta-ray]
This is Ray Fillet.
RF Ray Fillet
[singing]
Ray Fillet... [holds note]
Stop singing, fool! Say your name right.
RF Ray Fillet
Uh...Ray Fillet.
[points to mutant crocodile]
Leatherhead.
L Leatherhead
[in Australian accent]
Ah, g'day fellas!
[points to a small mutant bullfrog]
That's Ghenghis Frog.
GF Ghenghis Frog
[the Turtles make baby sounds at how small Ghenghis Frog is] [in a shockingly adult voice]
Don't patronize me.
We still working on the name. [to Ghengis Frog] Yo, your name is whack, man! [points to a mutant cockroach] This is ScumBug. She only speaks vermin.
[the Turtles recoil in disgust]
Lastly, [points to a mutant gecko] this is Mondo Gecko.
MG Mondo Gecko
Wassup, bros? [he hugs the Turtles]
M Mikey
This one seems nice. I like his vibe!
M Mondo
I like your vibe!
M Mikey
I like your vibe!
M Mondo
I like your vibe!
M Mikey
I like your vibe!
M Mondo
Digging your vibe!
MA Mondo and Mikey
I like your vi-ibe!
Mondo, quit hugging everybody!
