Oh man, they're gonna be so scared when they see that they're about to roll up on a bunch of mutants!
[Then, a warthog mutant, Bebop, steps out of the monster truck, holding a boombox. He turns it on, and "Wake up in the Sky" by Bruno Mars, Kodak Black, and Gucci Mane starts playing. A rhino mutant, Rocksteady, then steps off of the motorcycle. The two mutants vibe to the song] April O'Neil: Oh my god, I'm gonna win a Daytime Emmy.
Superfly
Yo. C'mon team. Let's get the goods. [He leaps onto the van and breaks the windshield. The Turtles scream.] Yo! [The Turtles scream again] What? [The Turtles scream again] Ya'll some little tortoises, huh? Look at you! Damn! Ya'll adorable, man. Bad Bernie, got some turtles on the payroll.
We're not with Bernie, we're here to find you.
I can't believe that there are more mutants! Like us!
Superfly
This is wild! Like, this is crazy! Wait, let me guess, 15 years ago, right, some sludge was dumped in a sewer, and y'all came from that.
Well, we prefer the term ooze, but yeah.
Its like more-- It's just nicer sounding
It rolls off the tongue better, yeah. [the Turtles then repeat the word "ooze"]
It's nice, right? It's ooze.
Superfly
Damn! Ooze. I like that. I like ooze. So, look, that same ooze made me, okay? My dad, Baxter Stockman, he's the one who dumped the ooze down the drain, baby. So, technically, we cousins.
I've always wanted a cousin!
Superfly
Well look at ya now, ya got a bunch. I'm so sorry, I didn't introduce my peeps. [points to Bebop and Rocksteady] This is Bebop and Rocksteady.
Hey, what'cha lookin' at, punks?
Yeah bro, what'cha lookin' at?
Superfly
Right here we got Wingnut.
Hi! Wing-wave!
Superfly
This is Ray Fillet.
Ray Fillet... [holds note]
Superfly
Stop singing, fool! Say your name right.
Uh...Ray Fillet.
Superfly
Leatherhead.
Ah, g'day fellas!
Superfly
That's Ghenghis Frog.
Don't patronize me.
Superfly
We still working on the name. [to Ghengis Frog] Yo, your name is whack, man! [points to a mutant cockroach] This is ScumBug. She only speaks vermin.
Superfly
Lastly, [points to a mutant gecko] this is Mondo Gecko.
Wassup, bros? [he hugs the Turtles]
This one seems nice. I like his vibe!
I like your vibe!
I like your vibe!
I like your vibe!
I like your vibe!
Digging your vibe!
I like your vi-ibe!
Superfly
Mondo, quit hugging everybody!
