Leonardo Master Splinter has given us a very important mission for tonight. The target is across the street. We must use stealth and cunning to infiltrate the human world and retrieve... Go-Gurt.
Played by Nicolas Cantu 
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) · 47 quotes
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) · 47 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023): in 10 of its 47 quotes
Most scenes with: Mikey (3), Donnie (3), Superfly (2)
I would love to have a champagne brunch with Tom Brady.
More lines from Leonardo
5 quotes Leonardo Leonardo Look, we're really sorry, Splinter. Some of the guys wanted to see a movie, and I tried to talk them out of it.
Leonardo I mean, it's 2023, Mikey.
Leonardo We've prepared our whole lives for this.
Leonardo We eat danger for breakfast.
Scenes with Leonardo
4 scenes
[Splinter catches the Turtles sneaking back in late]
Boys, where have you been? I've been freaking out!
[the Turtles explain that they were shopping; they try to go to their rooms] [suspicious]
Wait a second... you said you would go shopping, then come right back. Where were you?
Leo
[The Turtles then make up numerous excuses]
Look, we're really sorry, Splinter. Some of the guys wanted to see a movie, and I tried to talk them out of it.
Donnie, Mikey, and Raph
LEO!!
WHAT?! You watch a movie with the HUMANS?! [he shudders]
You ratted us out!
Hey! Don't use that word that way.
Leo
GO!
Enough talk! I dream about fighting every night!
It's not a problem! [trips and accidentally throws one of his sai, which ends up in Donnie's leg. Donnie screams]
Leo
OH MY GOD! Oh my-I'm gonna be sick...
Leo, what happened?! Is Donnie bleeding?
It's still in my leg!
It was an accident!
Leo
Mikey, WATCH OUT!
[The Turtles are waiting for Superfly to arrive, when a low-riding car, a monster truck, and a motorcycle pull in]
Oh man, they're gonna be so scared when they see that they're about to roll up on a bunch of mutants!
[Then, a warthog mutant, Bebop, steps out of the monster truck, holding a boombox. He turns it on, and "Wake up in the Sky" by Bruno Mars, Kodak Black, and Gucci Mane starts playing. A rhino mutant, Rocksteady, then steps off of the motorcycle. The two mutants vibe to the song] April O'Neil: Oh my god, I'm gonna win a Daytime Emmy.
[The Turtles then panic in the van while another mutant, a bipedal housefly with a pincer for his right hand steps out, also vibing to the song. The turtles then realize that, as more mutants step out of the other vehicles, this is Superfly.]
Yo. C'mon team. Let's get the goods. [He leaps onto the van and breaks the windshield. The Turtles scream.] Yo! [The Turtles scream again] What? [The Turtles scream again] Ya'll some little tortoises, huh? Look at you! Damn! Ya'll adorable, man. Bad Bernie, got some turtles on the payroll.
Leo
[stammers]
We're not with Bernie, we're here to find you.
I can't believe that there are more mutants! Like us!
This is wild! Like, this is crazy! Wait, let me guess, 15 years ago, right, some sludge was dumped in a sewer, and y'all came from that.
Well, we prefer the term ooze, but yeah.
Leo
Its like more-- It's just nicer sounding
It rolls off the tongue better, yeah. [the Turtles then repeat the word "ooze"]
Leo
It's nice, right? It's ooze.
Damn! Ooze. I like that. I like ooze. So, look, that same ooze made me, okay? My dad, Baxter Stockman, he's the one who dumped the ooze down the drain, baby. So, technically, we cousins.
Well look at ya now, ya got a bunch. I'm so sorry, I didn't introduce my peeps. [points to Bebop and Rocksteady] This is Bebop and Rocksteady.
Bebop
Hey, what'cha lookin' at, punks?
Rocksteady
Yeah bro, what'cha lookin' at?
Wingnut
Hi! Wing-wave!
Ray Fillet
[singing]
Ray Fillet... [holds note]
Stop singing, fool! Say your name right.
Ray Fillet
Uh...Ray Fillet.
Leatherhead
[in Australian accent]
Ah, g'day fellas!
Ghenghis Frog
[the Turtles make baby sounds at how small Ghenghis Frog is] [in a shockingly adult voice]
Don't patronize me.
We still working on the name. [to Ghengis Frog] Yo, your name is whack, man! [points to a mutant cockroach] This is ScumBug. She only speaks vermin.
ScumBug
[blabbers]
Mondo Gecko
Wassup, bros? [he hugs the Turtles]
This one seems nice. I like his vibe!
Mondo
I like your vibe!
I like your vibe!
Mondo
I like your vibe!
I like your vibe!
Mondo
Digging your vibe!
I like your vi-ibe!
Mondo, quit hugging everybody!
My earliest memory was my dad telling me he was lonely. He just wanted a family, man. [Baxter Stockman shows a baby Superfly his siblings in ooze canisters] That's why he created us. [the TCRI security team barges in] That's when the place he worked for sent the ops to take him out. [Baby Superfly takes the canisters containing his siblings to an abandoned shipyard] I ran away with my little siblings and took care of them.
Bebop
He did a great job!
Rocksteady
Sure did.
Bebop
We're very well adjusted!
And we thought, "Yeah, these humans killed our dad, but maybe, just maybe, they not all bad." So one night, we hit the town. [The mutants walk toward a food vendor, who screams and slams his door shut. Cut to the mutants running through an alley] It didn't go well. There was even one dude who wouldn't stop chasing us. He wanted to kill us!
Leo
Oh my God! That-That's what happened to us!
That's when our dad made us live in the sewer for our entire lives!
Well, not me. That sounds like a punk choice. Y'know what I did? I beat that fool down. Touched that chin. Molly-Whopped him! [he slams his claw on the table] Whop! Whop! To an inch of his life! [he crushes a ketchup bottle] BOP! [The ketchup splatters on the Turtles and Scumbug] That's when I decided to kill all the humans, and let the mutants rule the Earth.
That's bad! That's very bad... for me.
