I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp.

Sorry. [ in manly voice] Uh, I mean, uh, sorry you had to see that, but you know how it is, when you get those manly urges! And you just got to kill something! Hm... Fix things, cook outdoors--

What's your name?

Uh... I, uh... I...

Your commanding officer just asked you a question!

Uh, I've got a name. Ha! And it's a boy's name, too.

[whispers]

Ling. How about Ling?

[to Mushu, quietly and nodding in Ling's direction]

His name is Ling.

I didn't ask for his name, I asked for yours.

Try, uh, uh, ah, Chu.

Ah Chu.

Ah Chu?

Gesundheit. Ha, ha. I kill myself.

Mushu!

Mushu?

No!

Then what is it!

Ping! Ping was my best friend growin' up.

It's Ping.

Ping?

Of course, Ping did steal my gir--

[silencing Mushu]

Yes. My name is Ping.

Let me see your conscription notice. Fa Zhou... the Fa Zhou?

I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.

Uh, he doesn't talk about me much. [Attempts to spit, but it ends up dangling from her mouth.]

I can see why. The boy's an absolute lunatic!