Elise Clifton-Ward
I'm Elise.
Frank Tupelo
I'm Frank.
Elise
That's a terrible name.
Frank
(shrugs)
It's the only one I've got.
Elise
Maybe we can find you another.
Frank
Okay.
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Elise
Frank
Elise
Frank
Elise
Invite me to dinner, Frank.
Frank
What?
Elise
(gives him a look)
Frank
Would you like to have dinner?
Elise
Women don't like questions.
Frank
Join me for dinner.
Elise
Too demanding.
Frank
Join me for dinner?
Elise
Another question.
Frank
(thinks for a moment)
I'm having dinner, if you'd care to join me.
Elise
(smiles at him)
Elise
Twenty million dollars worth of plastic surgery. And that's the face you choose.
Frank
You don't like it?
Elise
It will do.
Frank
(On the phone)
Hello? I - I need help. There are two men trying to break down the door!
Hotel Manager
What kind of problem do you have with the door, sir?
Frank
No, no, no, there are two men with guns trying to break in! (Shots are fired) Uh, gotta go!
Frank
You're ravenous.
Elise
Do you mean ravishing?
Frank
I do.
Elise
You look ravenous.
Frank
I do.
Hotel Manager
Buongiorno, signor.
Frank
BON JOVI!
Policeman
You wish to report a murder?
Frank
Attempted murder.
Policeman
That's not so serious.
Frank
Not when you downgrade it from murder. But when you upgrade it from room service, it's quite serious.
Reginald Shaw
Alexander, is it you? Truly?
Frank
Truly.
Reginald Shaw
Show me your teeth. (Frank opens his mouth, only showing his teeth) Alexander has crooked teeth. Stained from excessive smoking.
Frank
Braces and electronic cigarettes.
Reginald Shaw
He has a high forehead.
Frank
I had a migraine for two weeks after the remodel.
Reginald Shaw
You sound different.
Frank
Voice chip implant.
Reginald Shaw
No, no. I mean the way you speak.
Elise
Yes, that's right. Alexander was English. This man is American.
Frank
(with a slight British accent)
I've actually gotten so used to the American accent, I find it a tad difficult to go back.
Elise
(almost scoffing)
: That's pathetic. This man is not Alexander Pearce! He's a tourist.
Reginald Shaw
A tourist?
Elise
Someone I happen to sit next to on a train.
Frank
(pointedly)
How would a tourist know that you kill every man your wife has ever slept with?
Elise
I told him that.
Reginald Shaw
(to Elise)
You...told a tourist?
Frank
Why would she do that? It's absurd.
Elise Clifton-Ward
(about Alexander)
He's someone who used to be very important to me.
Elise Clifton-Ward
(about Frank to Shaw)
This man is a tourist!
Reginald Shaw
(about his suit)
Does it look alright?
Elise Clifton-Ward
(about Shaw)
Once he bragged to Alexander that he had every man killed his wife had slept with before she met him. When he found out how many there had been, he killed her too.
Frank Tupelo
(Alexander's letter to Elise)
Elise, you have no reason to trust me anymore, but give me a chance to explain myself. I know the police are watching you. We have to throw them off the trail. Board the eight-twenty-two, the Gare de Lyon. Pick someone my height and build and make them believe it is me. Burn this letter. It is important you follow my instructions precisely. I love you, Alexander.
Reginald Shaw
(contemplative)
You know I worked very hard for years so I wouldn't have to do the dirty work any more. No more chasing traitors, no more killing. Now I employ people to do those things for me.
Frank Tupelo
(to Elise)
Would you rather have me smoking for real?