Policeman: You wish to report a murder?
Frank: Attempted murder.
Policeman: That's not so serious.
Frank: Not when you downgrade it from murder. But when you upgrade it from room service, it's quite serious.
Frank: Attempted murder.
Policeman: That's not so serious.
Frank: Not when you downgrade it from murder. But when you upgrade it from room service, it's quite serious.
Policeman : You wish to report a murder?
Frank : Attempted murder.
Policeman : That's not so serious.
Frank : Not when you downgrade it from murder. But when you upgrade it from room service, it's quite serious.
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