The Tourist (2010) · 25 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Tourist (2010): in 14 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Elise Clifton-Ward (5)
Why is everyone trying to kill me?!
Frank Tupelo Elise, you have no reason to trust me anymore, but give me a chance to explain myself. I know the police are watching you. We have to throw them off the trail. Board the eight-twenty-two, the Gare de Lyon. Pick someone my height and build and make them believe it is me. Burn this letter. It is important you follow my instructions precisely. I love you, Alexander.
Frank Tupelo Would you rather have me smoking for real?
Frank Tupelo You are the least down to earth person I've ever met.
Frank Tupelo I'm involved in something here and no offense, this is not a local issue.
Frank Tupelo What made Pearce think he could take on a guy like that? (Shaw)
I'm Elise.
Frank Tupelo I'm Frank.
That's a terrible name.
Frank It's the only one I've got.
Maybe we can find you another.
Frank Okay.
Invite me to dinner, Frank.
Frank What?
Frank Would you like to have dinner?
Women don't like questions.
Frank Join me for dinner.
Too demanding.
Frank Join me for dinner?
Another question.
Frank I'm having dinner, if you'd care to join me.
Frank You're ravenous.
Do you mean ravishing?
Frank I do.
You look ravenous.
Frank I do.
Frank Hello? I - I need help. There are two men trying to break down the door!
What kind of problem do you have with the door, sir?
Frank No, no, no, there are two men with guns trying to break in! (Shots are fired) Uh, gotta go!
Buongiorno, signor.
Frank BON JOVI!
You wish to report a murder?
Frank Attempted murder.
That's not so serious.
Frank Not when you downgrade it from murder. But when you upgrade it from room service, it's quite serious.
Twenty million dollars worth of plastic surgery. And that's the face you choose.
Frank You don't like it?
It will do.
Alexander, is it you? Truly?
Frank Truly.
Show me your teeth. (Frank opens his mouth, only showing his teeth) Alexander has crooked teeth. Stained from excessive smoking.
Frank Braces and electronic cigarettes.
He has a high forehead.
Frank I had a migraine for two weeks after the remodel.
You sound different.
Frank Voice chip implant.
No, no. I mean the way you speak.
Yes, that's right. Alexander was English. This man is American.
Frank I've actually gotten so used to the American accent, I find it a tad difficult to go back.
A tourist?
Someone I happen to sit next to on a train.
Frank How would a tourist know that you kill every man your wife has ever slept with?
I told him that.
Frank Why would she do that? It's absurd.
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