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Captain Jack Sparrow quotes

View Quote [examines empty rum bottle] Why is the rum always gone? [staggers drunkenly] Oh... That's why.
View Quote Whoa! No no! Big fire! Big fire! I am chief, want big fire.
View Quote [to the cannibals] A boogie snickel snickel. Toute-de-suite, come on! More wood!
View Quote Alas, my Children! This is the day that you shall always remember as the day you almost- [a huge wave washes over him, drowning him out. Dejected tone] ...Cap'n Jack Sparrow.
View Quote No, you want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle ol' what's-her-face. [pause] Savvy?
View Quote You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him, trust me.
View Quote [about Will's plan to cut down everyone in his path] I like it. Simple, easy to remember.
View Quote Mr. Gibbs... I-I feel sullied and unusual.
View Quote Yup, I'm good with it!
View Quote So, shall we seal it in blood? I mean... ink?
View Quote You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
View Quote My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
View Quote One word, love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.
View Quote [whimpers] I want my jar of dirt.
View Quote Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.
View Quote Come to negotiate, eh, have you, ya slimy git? Look what I got! [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?!
View Quote [smiles] Hello, beastie.
View Quote Eunuchy... [Making scissors motion with his fingers] Snip-snip.
View Quote Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic, terrific soprano, worth at least four, may three and a half. And did I happen to mention he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?
View Quote Darlin', I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of cir****stances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones' crew.
View Quote [to Bootstrap] And to what do I owe the pleasure of your carbuncle?
View Quote [to his sleeping crew] As you were, gents.
View Quote Bugger bugger bugger BUGGER!
View Quote [Hesitantly] Hard to starboard?
View Quote Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?
View Quote [to Elizabeth, about an unconscious Will] Leave 'im lie... unless you're planning on using him to hit somethin' with.
View Quote Savvy?
View Quote Look! [shoots undead Jack the monkey in his cage] An undead monkey. Top that!
View Quote [Wanting both to think he's talking to them] Still rooting for you, mate!
View Quote Ah! The dark side of ambition.
View Quote I knew you'd warm up to me eventually.
View Quote [falls into an open grave] Oh...
View Quote [whispers to Will] Save me.
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