Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 2006 quotes

156 quotes · 16 characters
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) poster
Characters
Davy Jones Bill Nighy · 36 quotes
Will Turner Orlando Bloom · 36 quotes
Gibbs Kevin McNally · 13 quotes
Pintel Lee Arenberg · 9 quotes
Ragetti Mackenzie Crook · 9 quotes
Tia Dalma Naomie Harris · 7 quotes
Cotton's Parrot 4 quotes
Maccus Dermot Keaney · 4 quotes
Marty Martin Klebba · 3 quotes
Bloopers 1 quote

Most scenes together: Captain Jack Sparrow & Will Turner (12), Captain Jack Sparrow & Gibbs (10), Pintel & Ragetti (9)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest quotes

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Flying Dutchman's First Mate: Down on your marrow-bones and pray!

You made a deal with him too, Jack. He raised the Pearl from the depths for you. Thirteen years you've been captain!

Technically...

Jack! You won't be able to talk yourself out of this. The terms what apply to me apply to you as well. One soul... bound to crew a hundred years upon his ship!

Yes but the Flying Dutchman already has a captain so there's really no...

Then there's the Locker for you!! Jones' terrible leviathan will find you and drag the Pearl down to the depths and you along with it!

Any idea when Jones might release said terrible beastie?

I already told you, Jack... your time's up. [marks him with the Black Spot.] It comes now, drawn with ravenous hunger, to the man who bears the Black Spot.

Bosun

Impeding me in my duties? You'll share the punishment!
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: I'll take it all!

[arrives on scene]

Will you, now? And what would prompt such an act of charity?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [hesitantly] My son...He's my son.

[Davy Jones bursts into laughter]

What fortuitous circumstance be this! Five lashes be owed, I believe it is...[thrusts whip at 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner]

Jack Sparrow, our debt is settled.

Palifico

The Captain goes down with the ship.

Turns out not even Jack Sparrow can best the Devil!

The chest is no longer safe. Chart a course for Isla Cruces. Get me there first, or there'll be the devil to pay!

Koleniko

First?

Who sent that thieving charlatan onto my ship? Who told him of the key? [beat] Jack Sparrow.

They're here, and I cannot set foot on land for near of a decade!

Then you trust us to go in your stead?

I trust you to know what happens should you fail!

You've been captain of the Black Pearl for thirteen years. That was our agreement.

Technically, I was only captain for two years before I was viciously mutinied upon...

Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless! Have you not introduced yourself, all these years, as Captain Jack Sparrow? [Jones' crew laugh mockingly.]

You have my payment. One soul to serve on your ship is already over there.

One soul is not equal to another.

Aha! So we've established my proposal is sound in principle, now we're just haggling over price.

[intrigued.]

Price? [makes popping noise.]

Just how many souls do you think my soul is worth?

One hundred souls. Three days.

You're a diamond, mate! Send me back the boy [Will Turner], we'll get started right off.

I keep the boy. A good faith payment. That leaves you only 99 more to go. [laughs along with his crew]

Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic, terrific soprano, worth at least four...maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention - He's in love. With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined holy matrimony, eh? Eh?

[brief period of misty-eyed weakness, quickly recovers.]

I keep the boy, 99 souls. But I wonder, Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name, while you roam free?

[beat.]

Yep! 'm good with it. So, shall we seal it in blood, I mean, er... ink?

[To shivering sailor while lighting pipe]

Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished? [Shivering sailor nods.] I can offer you an escape.

Other Dying Sailor

Don't listen to him. [Holding a small cross in his hands]

[examines Other Dying Sailor, puffing on pipe]

Do you not...fear death?

Dying Sailor

I'll take my chances, sir.

To the depths!

Another Dying Sailor
[Jones' crewman slits the sailor's throat and dumps him overboard.]

Cruel blackguard!

Life is cruel! Why should the afterlife be any different? I offer you a choice. Join my crew and postpone that final judgement. One hundred years before the mast. Will ye serve?

First Sailor

I-I will serve.

[guttural]

There! [notices Will for the first time.] You are neither dead nor dying. What is your purpose here?

[mutters.]

Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt.

[leans forward, surprised]

What is your purpose here?

Jack Sparrow..? Sent me to settle his debt?

[chuckling]

Did he, now? I'm sorely tempted to accept that offer!

[watches Black Pearl sink]

Jack Sparrow, our debt is settled.

Palifico

The captain goes down with his ship.

Looks like even Jack Sparrow can't best the devil!

[turns to Maccus]

Open the chest.

[Maccus stares at him.]

Open the chest. I need to see it!

[His crew bring out the chest. Davy Jones looks inside and sees that it is empty.] [furious]

Damn you, Jack [starts screaming] SPARROW!!!!!!!!!!

[finding the chest]

It's real!

[incredulous]

You actually were telling the truth.

I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.

[appears]

With good reason.

Thank you, Jack.

We're not free yet, love.

You came back. I always knew you were a good man.

[Elizabeth kisses Jack and handcuffs him to a mast.]

It's after you, not the ship. It's not us. This is the only way, don't you see?

[Leans in as if to kiss, then pulls away.]

I'm not sorry.

[Smiling]

Pirate.