Andrea You're late.
I'm not late. You're early.
Andrea I ate cheese.
Lanie Kerrigan
Angelina Jolie · 17 quotes
Pete Scanlon
Edward Burns · 11 quotes
Prophet Jack
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Most scenes together: Lanie Kerrigan & Pete Scanlon (10), Lanie Kerrigan & Prophet Jack (2)
Life or Something Like It quotes
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Cal Cooper Is this your breaking up with me? Well, take a minute. Will you reconsider about it?
A minute just seems like a really long time to waste.
Deborah Connors You... go.
You mean like "you go girl"
Deborah Connors No, just go.
I met a homeless guy and he had a vision.
Cal Cooper What like ESPN?
No, he had ESP. There's no N, honey.
I'm marrying Cal. I know this is hard for you to accept.
Well. Listen Lanie. You are the single most delusional, most self-absorbed, self-involved, egomaniac woman that I've ever met.
Hmm... Umm... Let's have sex.
My life is over. I'm officially dead. Just stopped breathing. I'm dead.
Define life.
Lanie Kerrighan
My career. My network job. My wedding. Ok?
Do you really think if you have no job and no boyfriend then your life is over?
Under the circumstances, I think it would be best if we kept things on a purely professional level.
Define "the circumstances".
We have to work together. We don't have to like it.
Well, I hope your happy.
Define happiness.
Your death.
What would you do if you only had a week to live.
I would try to live every moment and I would go to all the people that mean most to me, and I would try to memorize their faces.
You don't bother me. You can't. Because no matter how you would like to define it, I can honestly say, at this point, my life is perfect.
Define perfection.
Did you ever hear the saying "A picture holds a thousands words."
That's only for people like you who don't know a thousand words.
I know two, and the first one begins with an "F".
Do you have another cameraman who can make look like a natural blonde?
I'm not just a reporter. I'm a TV personality. My hair is my trademark. Just like the "I don't like to shower" look is your trademark.
Look. I don't want the opportunity to pass me by again. So I should have told you this a long time ago. But I've loved you since the first day I met you.
Define love.
Lanie. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Take a deep breath.
You are full of shit. She is not gonna die. Because she did get the job. The network job you said she wasn't gonna get. Which means you were wrong.
Was I?
What is that supposed to mean?
If she dies tomorrow, she doesn't get the job. And I was right.