Jameson quotes from Spider-Man 3 (2007)

View Quote Jameson: [grows impatient with Hoffman proposing a new slogan for the Daily Bugle] Get on with it, you moron! [the buzzer on his intercom blares loudly] What?!
Brant: Your blood pressure, Mr. Jameson. Your wife told me to tell you to watch the anger.
Jameson: [furiously] YOU TELL MY WIFE...! [calmly; pushes his intercom] Thank you.

View Quote Jameson: [To Eddie] You want a staff job, [to Peter] you want a staff job. Doesn't anybody care about what I want?
Hoffman: [briefly entering] I do.
Jameson: Shut up. Get out. I want the public to see Spider-Man for the two-bit criminal he really is. He's a fake, he's full of sticcum. Catch him in the act; Spider-Man with his hand in a cookie jar. Whoever brings me that photo gets a job. Well, what are you waiting for? Chinese New Year? Go, go, go!
Eddie: I'm on it, boss!
Peter: [after they both leave Jameson's office] You'll never get that shot.
Eddie: Oh, we'll see.

View Quote Eddie: [to corrupt Peter, during his promotion party in his staff position] Well, good morning. It's a beautiful day, huh? What was that you said? I'd never get that picture? [points to his picture of Spider-Man robbing a bank] There's your hero.
Peter: Huh. I never thought he'd really do that!
Eddie: See? Right there. You made a judgment call. You gotta see it as it is.
Peter: It's funny you should say that, because I was looking through some old photos and it looks very, uh... [straightens his collar] similar.
Eddie: [chuckling] Okay. Well, I gotta get back to work.
Peter: You're trash, Brock.
Eddie: Excuse me?
Peter: [hurling original picture with Brock's re-edit] Your picture's a fake.
Eddie: Parker, you are such a boy scout. When are you gonna give a guy a break?
Peter: [angrily shoves him against the picture shattering the glass which attracts the attention of everyone in the room] You want forgiveness? Get religion.
Robbie Robertson: What's going on here?
Betty Brant: Are you guys alright?
Eddie: [fake chuckling] Yeah, we're just horsing around. [quietly to Peter] Look, I'm begging you: if you do this, I will lose everything. There won't be a paper in town that'll hire me.
Peter: You should've thought of that earlier. [lets go of Eddie and walks towards Robbie]
Robbie: What are you doing, Peter?
Peter: [hands photos to Robbie] Show this to your editor. Tell him to check his source next time.
[In Jameson's office, Jameson looks at the fake photo Brock made and the original he faked it from]
Robbie: [To Jameson] It's a fake. Empire State Photographic Department confirms it.
Jameson: [To Brock, angrily] Pack your things. Get out of my building.
Eddie: I was just–
Jameson: You're FIRED!
Robbie: [To Jameson, as Eddie leaves] You know we're gonna have to print a retraction now.
Jameson: I haven't printed a retraction in TWENTY YEARS!

View Quote Betty: Your shots are so good.
Peter: I'd love to shoot you sometime.
Brant: [aroused] Peter Parker. Peter...
Jameson: Parker! Miss Brant, that's not the position I hired you for.

View Quote Jameson: [witnessing the battle between Spider-Man, Venom, Sandman and Goblin; searching for Parker] Parker! Parker, where–? I need a photographer. [notices a little girl with a camera beside him] Hey kid, want a job?
Little Girl: Why would I want a job? I'm just a kid.
Jameson: Alright, how much for the camera?
Little Girl: $100!
Jameson: $100?! Alright, you little crook, here. [buys the little girl's camera, gives his money to her and clicks the camera, but it doesn't seem to work] What the? [opens the camera to find that there's no film in it, and looks back at the little girl]
Little Girl: The film's extra. [Jameson reaches for his wallet and snarls at her.]