Betty Brant
Over five years ago, half of all life in the universe, including our own Midtown High, was wiped from existence. But then, eight months ago, a band of brave heroes brought us back. They called it the Blip. Those of us who blipped away came back the same age. But our classmates that didn't blip had grown five years older. [Jason Ionello: Yeah, like, my little brother is now older than me.] Yeah, it's math. And even though we had blipped away halfway through the school year, and had already taken midterms, the school made us start the whole year over from the beginning. [Jason Ionello: It's totally unfair. It's not right.] Tigers, it's been a long, dramatic, somewhat confusing road. As we draw this year to a close, it's time to move on to a new phase of our lives.
Betty
[After a video tribute to Iron Man, Captain America, Black Widow, and Vision, Betty and Jason are hosting Midtown News.]
Gone, but not forgotten.
Jason
Thanks to Kenneth Lim and Vihaan Ramamurthy for their help with that touching video tribute.
Betty
This year has been nothing short of–
Jason
**** is crazy. It's, like, insane.
Betty
Jason.
Jason
What?
Betty
No swearing.
Jason
Yeah, it's the last day of school, we're good.
Betty
Historic. Over five years ago, half of all life in the universe, including our own Midtown High, was wiped from existence.
Betty
[In the gymnasium, the students are watching the marching band when they and them dissolve into dust.]
But then, 8 months ago, a band of brave heroes brought us back.
Betty
[In the gymnasium, the basketball players are playing basketball when the students and the marching band appear in the gymnasium and the marching band knock down some of the basketball players.]
They called it the Blip. [A photo of Sue Lorman from 2018 appears on the screen and turns into a photo of Sue Lorman from 2024] Those of us who blipped away came back the same age. [A photo of Brad Davis from 2018 appears on the screen and turns into a photo of Brad Davis from 2024] But our classmates that didn't blip had grown five years older.
Jason
Yeah, like, my little brother is now older than me.
Betty
Yeah, it's math. And even though we had blipped away halfway through the school year, and had already taken midterms, the school made us start the whole year over from the beginning.
Jason
It's totally unfair. It's not right.
Betty
Tigers, it's been a long, dramatic, somewhat confusing road. [Dell walks by a television that is broadcasting Midtown News] As we draw this year to a close, it's time to move on to a new phase of our lives.
Jason
Pray nothing crazy happens again. Because are the Avengers even like a thing anymore? Does anyone even have a plan?
