A character in G-Force (2009)

Darwin quotes from G-Force (2009)

Sam Rockwell

Most-quoted character in G-Force (2009): in 7 of its 13 quotes
Most scenes with: Speckles (6), Blaster (4), Juarez (4)

Scenes with Darwin

7 scenes

We've got a worm to decipher.

Darwin

You're a genius.

I'm a mole. I got a thing for worms. [slurps an earthworm hanging from the ceiling]

My stomach doesn't do well with action-adventure.

Darwin

Hurley, don't you dare.

Darwin
[Hurley lets out a big fart that fogs up Darwin and Hurley's plastic ball]

Yuck, Hurley. That's disgusting. I can't breathe.

Roll down the window.

These things don't have windows, Hurley!

Hello, Darwin.

Darwin

Speckles, you're alive. You infiltrated the bad guy's lair. Where is he?

I am the bad guy. What? You really think I let myself get killed in a garbage truck? Ha! Well I hid in a soup can. Rode it all the way to the city dump. And it was stinky.

Speckles.

I can't believe the mole was the mole.

Actually, you may call me Mr. Yanshu. Business associate of Leonard Saber.

Darwin

You tricked Saber into helping you build Clusterstorm? How could you do this to us? I thought we were friends. I put my life on the line for you.

Leonard Saber

Yanshu was in my basement this whole time?

Ben

Yeah, and he wasn't a man. He was a mole.

"Yanshu" is the Chinese word for mole.

[Darwin enters the network core and spots a figure turning to face him, it's Speckles!] [deep voice; maniacally]

Hello, Darwin.

Darwin
[happily]

Speckles, you're alive! [proudly] You (even) infiltrated the bad guy's lair! Where is he?

[deep voice]

I am the bad guy. [normal voice] What? You really think I let myself get killed in a garbage truck? Ha! Well, I hid in a soup can, and rode it all the way to the city dump. And it was stinky.

[surprised]

Speckles?

I can't believe the mole was the mole.

Actually, you may call me Mr. Yanshu.

Ben

No.

Business associate of Leonard Saber.

Darwin
[confused]

You tricked Saber into helping you build a Clusterstorm? [disappointed] How could you do this to us? I thought we were friends. I put my life on the line for you.

Saber

Yanshu was in my basement this whole time?

Ben

Yeah, and he wasn't a man. He was a mole.

"Yanshu" is the Chinese word for mole! Sabersense was just a cover. [laughs evilly] I created an army of robotic appliances, and they created an array of giant electromagnetic nodes... Nodes capable of pulling down all the space junk orbiting the planet, and driving every human underground. So, what do you think?

Darwin

You've betrayed us. You! You sabotaged our presentation.

Extermination virus. Nasty stuff.

Darwin

Speckles, why?

You ever Google the word "mole" Darwin? Three million entries. Not on how to care for 'em, or love 'em, or pet 'em. NO! Three million entries on how to exterminate them! [Flashbacks shows the exterminators attacking his home and his family] The humans came and destroyed our home.
Speckles's Father: Son, If you ever get the chance to bring mankinds to its knees, do it.

They showed us no mercy, Darwin. Well, now it's my turn to do a little pest control. If you'll excuse me... it's showtime. GOING UP!!!!!

Darwin
[As the robot lifts the truck up, Darwin looks at Speckles]

Speckles, if you keep doing this, then you're no better than the humans who destroyed your home and your family.

Well, that's kinda the point here. I lost my family.

Darwin

No, you're wrong. We are your family. Me, Blaster, Juarez, Ben & Marcie. Speckles, Ben took us in when nobody else wanted us. And he made us a family. We're a family.

Oh, no! No! What have I done? What have I done? It's too late, Darwin! I can't stop it!

Darwin

But we can. Whoa! Ooh!

It's working! Darwin, it's working!

Darwin

Speckles, come with me. Whoa!

I got you!

[After destroying the robot]

Darwin, over here!

Darwin

Hang on! [pulling the motionless Hurley out of the wreckage] I got him. I got him.

I can't hold it much longer. Ow!

Darwin

No, Hurley. No, not you, Hurley.

Look, he landed next to his cake.

Darwin
[Hurley drops his piece of cake]

No.

Oh, man, Hurley.

Darwin

Hurley.

Oh, no.

No, no. This is all my fault.

[tearfully]

He was my man.

Darwin

Hurley, wake up, pal. Listen, I just… I just wanted you to know you were as good as anyone out there today. I don't know what they call it back at the pet shop, but out here, we… Well, we call it being a hero. All you ever wanted was a family. I've never gotta tell you this, but… I'd be proud… [fights back tears] …proud to call you my brother. (Goodbye.)

[whimpering]
[voice breaking]

Hurley.

Darwin
[Hurley's nose twitches] (Huh?)

Hey, I think I saw his nose twitch.

[Darwin holds the piece of cake over Hurley's nose, causing it to twitch again] [coughing]
[gasps]

Hurley?

Did you mean it when you called me "brother"?

Darwin

Not exactly. (Well,) I was just… That was like a figurative… [sighs] You bet I did.

Brother. I have a brother! This is great!

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