Guy Fleegman [manning the sensor station]
Hey, guys, th–there's a red-uh thingy, moving toward the green thingy.
What?
Guy Fleegman [repeating]
Red thingy, moving toward the green thingy. I think we're the green thingy.
Played by Sam Rockwell 
Galaxy Quest (1999) · 26 quotes
Galaxy Quest (1999) · 26 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Galaxy Quest (1999): in 7 of its 26 quotes
Most scenes with: Jason Nesmith (5), Gwen DeMarco (3), Alexander Dane (3)
Scenes with Guy Fleegman
7 scenes Guy Fleegman Guy Fleegman
Computer
Forward thruster shaft, 87% damage. Aft vector guards, 96% damage. Structural breaches in quadrants 32, 34, 40...
What about the engines?
Computer
Forward thruster shaft, 87% damage.
Computer, what about the engines? Why don't we have power?
Computer
The beryllium sphere has fractured under stress.
It's fractured.
Can it be repaired?
Computer, can it be repaired?
Computer
Damage to beryllium sphere: Irreparable. New source of beryllium must be secured.
We need another one.
Guy Fleegman Uhh!
Eh, uh-- [clears throat] Computer, is there, uh, a replacement Beryllium sphere on board?
Computer, is there a replacement Beryllium sphere on board?
Computer
Negative, no reserve Beryllium sphere exists on board.
You know, that is really getting annoying!
Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's stupid, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?
Sure, no problem.
Guy Fleegman [The actors are flying a shuttle to an alien planet] [whimpering]
I changed my mind, I wanna go back.
After all the fuss you made about getting left behind?
Guy Fleegman Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship and something is up there and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy that gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
You're not going to die on the planet, Guy.
Guy Fleegman I'm not? Then what's my last name?
It's, uh, uh-- I don't know.
Guy Fleegman Nobody knows. You know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Guy, you have a last name.
Guy Fleegman DO I??!! DO I??!! FOR ALL YOU KNOW, I'M "CREWMAN #6"! [puts his head on Gwen's shoulder and cries] Mommy! Mommy!
Guy Fleegman [The shuttle has landed and Fred is opening the hatch]
Hey! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air?! You don't know!
[Jason is being menaced by a huge rock monster]
Fred's no good, Jason; you're just gonna have to kill it.
"Kill it"? Well, I'm open to any suggestions!
Go for the eyes, like in Episode 22!
It doesn't have any eyes, Tommy!
Well, then go for the throat or something, its vulnerable spots!
It's a rock: It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
Guy Fleegman I know! You construct a weapon. Look around you. Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
A LATHE?! GET OFF THE LINE, GUY!! Alexander, you're my adviser. Advise me!
Well, you're just gonna have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation?
It's a rock monster! It doesn't have a motivation!
You see, this was your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft!
We gotta turn off that valve. Their oxygen's almost gone.
Guy Fleegman Listen. I'll go in. I'll create a distraction. I got this, [brandishes an oversize alien gun] I'm okay. I might be able to hold them back long enough for the aliens to escape.
Guy Fleegman I'm just a glorified extra, Fred, I'm a dead man anyway. If I gotta die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
Guy. Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief, you ever think about that?
Guy Fleegman Plucky?
Besides, [goofy laugh] I just had this really interesting idea. Yeah, let's go.
Guy Fleegman Are you stoned?
Whoo!
Guy Fleegman We're getting hammered, Jason! Return fire?
No! Divert all energy to the armor!
Sarris
How adorable. The actors are going to play war with me.
Sarris' ship accelerating toward us at Mark 2.
Accelerate to Mark 4!
