Scenes with Fred Kwan
5 scenes
I played Richard III at the Royal National Theatre before Her Majesty the Queen.
Fred Kwan Five curtain calls.
There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me! I can't go out there, and I won't say that stupid line one more time. I can't. I won't.
Well, Alex, at least you had a part. Okay? You played a character people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs and how they fit into my suit! No one even bothered to ask what I do on the show.
Fred Kwan You had the - wait. Wait, I'll think of it.
I repeated the computer, Fred.
M Mathesar
The medical quarters are to the left.
What the hell is going on?
Jason, what have you gotten us into?
I don't believe this, it's insane.
Fred Kwan Wow, the floors are so clean.
[The shuttle has landed and Fred is opening the hatch]
Hey! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air?! You don't know!
Fred Kwan [calmly sniffs the air and takes a few quick breaths]
Seems okay.
[The actors were watching the miners]
Could they be the miners?
Fred Kwan Sure, they're like, three years old.
[The actors face Fred Kwan]
Miners. Not minors.
Fred Kwan You lost me.
Fred Kwan We gotta turn off that valve. Their oxygen's almost gone.
Listen. I'll go in. I'll create a distraction. I got this, [brandishes an oversize alien gun] I'm okay. I might be able to hold them back long enough for the aliens to escape.
Fred Kwan [concerned]
That's suicide.
I'm just a glorified extra, Fred, I'm a dead man anyway. If I gotta die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
Fred Kwan Guy. Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief, you ever think about that?
Fred Kwan Besides, [goofy laugh] I just had this really interesting idea. Yeah, let's go.
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