TW Tommy Webber
Not again.
I played Richard III at the Royal National Theatre before Her Majesty the Queen.
There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me! I can't go out there, and I won't say that stupid line one more time. I can't. I won't.
Well, Alex, at least you had a part. Okay? You played a character people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs and how they fit into my suit! No one even bothered to ask what I do on the show.
You had the - wait. Wait, I'll think of it.
I repeated the computer, Fred.
M Mathesar
The medical quarters are to the left.
TW Tommy Webber
What the hell is going on?
Jason, what have you gotten us into?
I don't believe this, it's insane.
Wow, the floors are so clean.
C Computer
Forward thruster shaft, 87% damage. Aft vector guards, 96% damage. Structural breaches in quadrants 32, 34, 40...
C Computer
Forward thruster shaft, 87% damage.
Computer, what about the engines? Why don't we have power?
C Computer
The beryllium sphere has fractured under stress.
Computer, can it be repaired?
C Computer
Damage to beryllium sphere: Irreparable. New source of beryllium must be secured.
[to Jason]
You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship!
Eh, uh-- [clears throat] Computer, is there, uh, a replacement Beryllium sphere on board?
Computer, is there a replacement Beryllium sphere on board?
C Computer
Negative, no reserve Beryllium sphere exists on board.
[to crew]
No, we have no extra Beryllium sphere on board.
TW Tommy Webber
You know, that is really getting annoying!
Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's stupid, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?
TW Tommy Webber
Sure, no problem.
[Jason is being menaced by a huge rock monster]
Fred's no good, Jason; you're just gonna have to kill it.
"Kill it"? Well, I'm open to any suggestions!
TW Tommy Webber
Go for the eyes, like in Episode 22!
It doesn't have any eyes, Tommy!
TW Tommy Webber
Well, then go for the throat or something, its vulnerable spots!
It's a rock: It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
I know! You construct a weapon. Look around you. Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
A LATHE?! GET OFF THE LINE, GUY!! Alexander, you're my adviser. Advise me!
Well, you're just gonna have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation?
It's a rock monster! It doesn't have a motivation!
You see, this was your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft!
