Captain Klenzendorf quotes from Jojo Rabbit (2019)

View Quote Heil Hitler, guys.

View Quote And even though it would appear our country's on the backfoot and there's isn't much hope in us winning this war, apparently we're doing just fine.

View Quote [to the students, after seeing Jojo exploded by a hand grenade irresponsibly] Don't do that.

View Quote I've been meaning to teach the HJ boys water warfare training. Y'know... in case they need to go to battle in a swimming pool.

View Quote [seeing the HJ boys drowning, to Sub-Officer Finkel] Finkie, they're drowning.

View Quote As part of our preparations for the invasion I’m re-designing my uniform. Note, the feathers for aerodynamics, the sparkly colour to dazzle the enemy, the boots are purely decorative. [shows another sketch] And this is a Gatling gun mounted with a radio which emits... annoying music to dishearten the enemy.

Scenes with Captain Klenzendorf

View Quote Klenzendorf: Today you boys will be involved in such activities as marching, bayonet drills, grenade throwing, trench digging, map reading, gas defense, camouflage, ambush techniques, war games, firing guns and blowing stuff up.
[the boys cheer]
Klenzendorf: The girls will practice important womanly duties... such as... dressing wounds, making beds and learning... how to get pregnant.
[the girls are not cheering, obviously]
Rahm: I've had 18 kids for Germany. [sarcastically] Such a great year to be a girl.

Other characters in Jojo Rabbit (2019): Jojo Betzler · Elsa Korr · Adolf Hitler · Fräulein Rahm · Rosie Betzler · Herman Deertz · Yorki