Today you boys will be involved in such activities as marching, bayonet drills, grenade throwing, trench digging, map reading, gas defense, camouflage, ambush techniques, war games, firing guns and blowing stuff up.
[the boys cheer]
The girls will practice important womanly duties... such as... dressing wounds, making beds and learning... how to get pregnant.
Rahm
[the girls are not cheering, obviously]
I've had 18 kids for Germany. [sarcastically] Such a great year to be a girl.
