Wimbledon (2004) quotes
32 total quotesCarl – James McAvoy
Lizzie Bradbury – Kirsten Dunst
Peter Colt – Paul Bettany
Ron Roth – Jon Favreau
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Carl: 100 quid on Cavendish in the quarters.
Bookie: Hold your horses. So still betting against your brother then?
Carl: It's tactical. If he loses I get rich, If he wins I get laid.
Bookie: Where'd you get 100 quid from anyway?
Carl: Photo journalism.
Bookie: Hold your horses. So still betting against your brother then?
Carl: It's tactical. If he loses I get rich, If he wins I get laid.
Bookie: Where'd you get 100 quid from anyway?
Carl: Photo journalism.
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Carl: 20 quid to win, Ajay Bhat.
Carl's mate: Hey isn't he playing your brother?
Bookie: You should be ashamed.
Carl: Yeah but curiously, I'm not.
Carl's mate: Hey isn't he playing your brother?
Bookie: You should be ashamed.
Carl: Yeah but curiously, I'm not.
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Carl: And seeing as this may be my last Wimbledon press conference, I'd like to take the opportunity to announce my retirement – (JAKE enters)
Reporters: Jake! Jake!
Peter: From tennis. [They don't notice] That's my retirement from tennis!
Reporters: Jake! Jake!
Peter: From tennis. [They don't notice] That's my retirement from tennis!
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Carl: Change of venue girls, your mums or mine?
Peter: Out. [To Lizzie] I am so sorry.
Carl: Might want to change the sheets.
Peter: Out. [To Lizzie] I am so sorry.
Carl: Might want to change the sheets.
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Carl: Now, tell her about the tickets.
Mrs. Colt: Tickets?
Peter: Oh, God, you really are a wanker, aren't you?
Mrs. Colt: Tickets?
Peter: Oh, God, you really are a wanker, aren't you?
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Carl: Where are the men's games?
Carl's mate: Roddick lost to Jake Hammond in four sets.
Carl: Shit. What about Peter and Prohl?
Carl's mate: Didn't you hear? Pete decimated him mate, straight sets.
Carl: Shit.
Carl's mate: What, you bet against him again?
Carl: That bastard usually comes through for me he's been on such a good losing streak.
Carl's mate: Roddick lost to Jake Hammond in four sets.
Carl: Shit. What about Peter and Prohl?
Carl's mate: Didn't you hear? Pete decimated him mate, straight sets.
Carl: Shit.
Carl's mate: What, you bet against him again?
Carl: That bastard usually comes through for me he's been on such a good losing streak.
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Jake: I warned you about her. By the way how's the weak back?
Peter: It's fine thanks. How's the weak mind?
Peter: It's fine thanks. How's the weak mind?
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John McEnroe: Jake Hammond has been on an absolute tear. He's dropped just ONE set this entire tournament and look who he's had to beat. Roddick, Hewitt, Federer.
Chris Evertt: By comparison with the exception of Dragomir and Tom Cavendish, Colt's road to this final has been a relative pushover.
John McEnroe: Yeah but he's played some great Tennis.
Chris Evertt: By comparison with the exception of Dragomir and Tom Cavendish, Colt's road to this final has been a relative pushover.
John McEnroe: Yeah but he's played some great Tennis.
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Lizzie: It's a good thing you didn't get the wrong bedroom.
Peter: Oh, I did, but it turns out your Dad is a very quick shag.
Peter: Oh, I did, but it turns out your Dad is a very quick shag.
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Peter: Excuse me, the ball was good.
Umpire: 40-30
Peter: Oh come on, the ball was good chalk flew up the whole damn stadium saw it. I don't know if you've noticed but this is quite an important point.
Umpire: That's too close for me to overrule. Please resume play.
Peter: Absolutely not, I'm not playing on this is complete BOLLOCKS!
Carl: ABSOLUTELY BOLLOCKS!
Umpire: 40-30
Peter: Oh come on, the ball was good chalk flew up the whole damn stadium saw it. I don't know if you've noticed but this is quite an important point.
Umpire: That's too close for me to overrule. Please resume play.
Peter: Absolutely not, I'm not playing on this is complete BOLLOCKS!
Carl: ABSOLUTELY BOLLOCKS!
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Peter: I'm tired of hotels, airports and long distance love affairs that never go anywhere.
Carl: Losing.
Peter: Yeah losing, thanks Carl.
Carl: Now tell her about the tickets
Augusta: Tickets?
Peter: Oh God, you really are a wanker aren't you?
Carl: Harsh but fair.
Carl: Losing.
Peter: Yeah losing, thanks Carl.
Carl: Now tell her about the tickets
Augusta: Tickets?
Peter: Oh God, you really are a wanker aren't you?
Carl: Harsh but fair.
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Peter: Of course I want to win, of course I do. He's just better than me.
Lizzie: No, he's not.
Peter: I'm two sets down my backs killing me...
Lizzie: Play through the pain.
Peter: I'm too tired, my legs feel like lead.
Lizzie: Find a second wind, its what all champions do.
Peter: His serve is unstoppable.
Lizzie: No it's not it's a bundle of tells.
Peter: Sorry?
Lizzie: Jake's serve is like a book, you just need to know how to read it.
Lizzie: No, he's not.
Peter: I'm two sets down my backs killing me...
Lizzie: Play through the pain.
Peter: I'm too tired, my legs feel like lead.
Lizzie: Find a second wind, its what all champions do.
Peter: His serve is unstoppable.
Lizzie: No it's not it's a bundle of tells.
Peter: Sorry?
Lizzie: Jake's serve is like a book, you just need to know how to read it.
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Peter: There's always another tournament . . .
Lizzie: Another girl?
Peter: That's right, Leslie. [Bends his fingers] Lizzie! Ow, ow!
Lizzie: Another girl?
Peter: That's right, Leslie. [Bends his fingers] Lizzie! Ow, ow!