Kirsten Dunst movie quotes
133 quotes from 15 movies
Elizabethtown (2005) as Claire Colburn
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I want you to get into the deep beautiful melancholy of everything that's happened.
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I'm hard to remember, but I'm impossible to forget.
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I spend so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem ... that I forget what the problem actually was.
Jumanji (1995) as Judy Shepherd
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Don't be fooled; it isn't thunder. Staying put would be a blunder.
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A tiny bite can make you itch, make you sneeze, make you twitch.
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There is a lesson you will learn: sometimes you must go back a turn.
Interview with the Vampire (1994) as Claudia
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Locked together in hatred. I can hate Lestat. But I can't hate you, Louis. Louis, my love, I was mortal until you gave me your immortal kiss. You became my mother, and my father, and so I'm yours forever. But now it's time to end it, Louis. Now it's time to leave him.
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One lesson you taught me: never drink from the dead.
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I'll put you in your coffin!
Bring It On (2000) as Torrance
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Torrance: Courtney, this isn't a democracy, it's a cheer-ocracy. I'm sorry, I'm overruling you.
Courtney: You are being a cheer-tator, Torrance, and a pain in my ass!
Courtney: You are being a cheer-tator, Torrance, and a pain in my ass!
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Torrance: They humiliated us — on our own turf!
Missy: [sarcastically] We might have to have a rumble!
Missy: [sarcastically] We might have to have a rumble!
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Missy: Forget Cliff. He's an idiot.
Torrance: He's your brother. You don't see him the way I do.
Missy: Yeah, and that's a good thing. 'Cause that would be a crime.
Torrance: He's your brother. You don't see him the way I do.
Missy: Yeah, and that's a good thing. 'Cause that would be a crime.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) as Mary Svevo
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(quoting Alexander Pope) "How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd."
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd."
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(quoting Friedrich Nietzsche) "Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders."
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"Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias."
Dick (1999) as Betsy Jobs
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It's called incest, Arlene, and it's against the law.
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[Shouting, to Arlene] You can't let Dick control your life!
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[To Richard Nixon] You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced, and you have a potty mouth!
Small Soldiers (1998) as Christy
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Life's full of disappointments.
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Say hi, once in a while.
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They're toast.
Wimbledon (2004) as Lizzie Bradbury
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What are you talking about. The chalk flew up there's a mark right there.
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Hit this one... and I'll sleep with you.
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Too bad, you could have used the workout.
Civil War (2024) as Lee
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Once you start asking those questions you can't stop. So we don't ask. We record so other people ask.
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Every time I survived a war zone, I thought I was sending a warning home - "Don't do this". But here we are.
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Lee: 300. For half a tank and two cans.
Pete: 300 buys you a sandwich. We got ham... or cheese?
Lee: 300 Canadian.
Pete: ... Okay.
Pete: 300 buys you a sandwich. We got ham... or cheese?
Lee: 300 Canadian.
Pete: ... Okay.
Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999) as Amber Atkins
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Oh no, my mom never kept a secret of the fact my dad chose his career over us. What was it she used to say? Once a carnie, always a carnie. Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top.
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Amber: This is bullshit.
Iris: Amber Atkins, that is not American Teen Princess language.
Amber: Good. Because this isn't an American Teen Princess pageant. This is.. this is.. this is.. Nazi Germany! (storms off)
Iris: Where do they get this stuff?
Iris: Amber Atkins, that is not American Teen Princess language.
Amber: Good. Because this isn't an American Teen Princess pageant. This is.. this is.. this is.. Nazi Germany! (storms off)
Iris: Where do they get this stuff?
Bachelorette (2012) as Regan
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Gena: [while Regan is tell her story] Stop. Stop, stop, stop! I gotta conference in Katie.
Regan: Oh, for Christ sakes! Tell her later.
Gena: No! This story is so **** long already, I'm not gonna remember any of it.
Regan: Oh, for Christ sakes! Tell her later.
Gena: No! This story is so **** long already, I'm not gonna remember any of it.
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Trevor: Looks like you guys caught us en route to a gentlemen's club.
Regan: Are you sure you're gonna get in? 'Cause I don't see any gentlemen here. [Gena laughs]
Regan: Are you sure you're gonna get in? 'Cause I don't see any gentlemen here. [Gena laughs]
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Regan: What are you doing right now?
Gena: [looks over at the guy sleeping next to her] Just like your typical Sunday morning.
Regan: It's Monday and it's like noon in L.A.
Gena: Uh, how do you know that? You don't even ****in' live here.
Regan: Okay well... you don't even know my day right now. I was having lunch with Becky. We went to that place, we used to hang out at? The one with the really good couscous? -
Gena: [looks down at the Jack Johnson t-shirt she just put on] ****er!
Regan: I haven't started the story yet.
Gena: No. Ugh. I just realized that the guy I slept with sucks.
Gena: [looks over at the guy sleeping next to her] Just like your typical Sunday morning.
Regan: It's Monday and it's like noon in L.A.
Gena: Uh, how do you know that? You don't even ****in' live here.
Regan: Okay well... you don't even know my day right now. I was having lunch with Becky. We went to that place, we used to hang out at? The one with the really good couscous? -
Gena: [looks down at the Jack Johnson t-shirt she just put on] ****er!
Regan: I haven't started the story yet.
Gena: No. Ugh. I just realized that the guy I slept with sucks.
Spider-Man 2 (2004) as Mary Jane Watson
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Do you love me or not?
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Hey! Hey! ( loud whistle blowing at once ) I'm talking to you! You got what you needed for your little science project, now, let me go.
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He's not dead. I don't believe you.
Spider-Man 3 (2007) as Mary Jane
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[He activates a pumpkin grenade from Harry's glider to finish the symbiote]
Eddie Brock: Peter! What are you doing?! [Peter hurls a pumpkin grenade at a symbiote] NO! [Eddie jumps in to save symbiote]
Peter Parker: Eddie! [Runs to stop Eddie, but a pumpkin grenade explodes, killing Eddie and finally symbiote]
[Sandman was too late to aid Venom after Spider-Man kills him]
Mary Jane: Harry.
Harry: Mary Jane.
Mary Jane: I'm gonna get help.
Harry: No. Stay.
Sandman: [To Peter, after discovering he's Spider-Man] I didn't want this. But I had no choice.
Peter Parker: [hostilely] We always have a choice. You had a choice when you killed my uncle.
Sandman: My daughter was dying. I needed money. I was scared. I told your uncle all I wanted was the car. And he said to me, "Why don't you just put down the gun and go home?" I realize now he was just trying to help me. Then I saw my partner running over with the cash, and the gun was in my hand. Did a terrible thing to you. I spent a lot of nights wishing I could take it back. I'm not asking you to forgive me. I just want you to understand.
Peter Parker: I've done terrible things too.
Sandman: [looking down at the police cars and people cheering below] I didn't choose to be this. [looks at his locket] The only thing left in me now... is my daughter.
Peter Parker: I forgive you.
[Touched, Sandman turns into sand and peacefully flies away through the city; Peter approaches MJ and injured Harry.]
Peter Parker: Hi, pal. How you doing?
Harry: Been better.
Peter Parker: We'll get you through this.
Harry: No.
Peter Parker: I should never have hurt you. Said those things.
Harry: None of that matters, Peter. You're my friend.
Peter Parker: Best friend. [Harry then succumbs]
Editor's Cut[edit] [Alternate cut of Harry's Mansion scene.]
Harry: What took you so long?
[Turns to find Peter lounging on the sofa]
Peter: That was quite a performance today.
Harry: [Chuckles] Well, it wasn't all a show. She did come to me.
Peter: [Rises from the sofa] Oh, yeah, I got the story. I'm really gonna enjoy this.
Harry: Not as much as I enjoyed it when Mary Jane kissed me.
Eddie Brock: Peter! What are you doing?! [Peter hurls a pumpkin grenade at a symbiote] NO! [Eddie jumps in to save symbiote]
Peter Parker: Eddie! [Runs to stop Eddie, but a pumpkin grenade explodes, killing Eddie and finally symbiote]
[Sandman was too late to aid Venom after Spider-Man kills him]
Mary Jane: Harry.
Harry: Mary Jane.
Mary Jane: I'm gonna get help.
Harry: No. Stay.
Sandman: [To Peter, after discovering he's Spider-Man] I didn't want this. But I had no choice.
Peter Parker: [hostilely] We always have a choice. You had a choice when you killed my uncle.
Sandman: My daughter was dying. I needed money. I was scared. I told your uncle all I wanted was the car. And he said to me, "Why don't you just put down the gun and go home?" I realize now he was just trying to help me. Then I saw my partner running over with the cash, and the gun was in my hand. Did a terrible thing to you. I spent a lot of nights wishing I could take it back. I'm not asking you to forgive me. I just want you to understand.
Peter Parker: I've done terrible things too.
Sandman: [looking down at the police cars and people cheering below] I didn't choose to be this. [looks at his locket] The only thing left in me now... is my daughter.
Peter Parker: I forgive you.
[Touched, Sandman turns into sand and peacefully flies away through the city; Peter approaches MJ and injured Harry.]
Peter Parker: Hi, pal. How you doing?
Harry: Been better.
Peter Parker: We'll get you through this.
Harry: No.
Peter Parker: I should never have hurt you. Said those things.
Harry: None of that matters, Peter. You're my friend.
Peter Parker: Best friend. [Harry then succumbs]
Editor's Cut[edit] [Alternate cut of Harry's Mansion scene.]
Harry: What took you so long?
[Turns to find Peter lounging on the sofa]
Peter: That was quite a performance today.
Harry: [Chuckles] Well, it wasn't all a show. She did come to me.
Peter: [Rises from the sofa] Oh, yeah, I got the story. I'm really gonna enjoy this.
Harry: Not as much as I enjoyed it when Mary Jane kissed me.
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Mary Jane Watson: Tell me again. Was I really good? I was so nervous, my knees were shaking.
Peter: Your knees were fine.
Mary Jane: The applause wasn't very loud.
Peter: Yes, it was. Well, it's the acoustics. It's all about diffusion. It keeps the sound waves from grouping. You see when the sound waves, they propogate, then it–
M.J.: You are such a nerd.
Peter: Your knees were fine.
Mary Jane: The applause wasn't very loud.
Peter: Yes, it was. Well, it's the acoustics. It's all about diffusion. It keeps the sound waves from grouping. You see when the sound waves, they propogate, then it–
M.J.: You are such a nerd.
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Mary Jane: Peter! They're gonna kill us both.
Spider-Man: I'm gonna get you out of this.
Mary Jane: Watch out!
Eddie Brock: Hey, Parker.
Spider-Man: My God, Eddie!
Eddie Brock: Ooh, my Spider-Sense is tingling. [grabbing Mary Jane] If you know what I'm talking about. [knocks Spider-Man down into a black web and binds his wrists to it. Eddie then removes Peter's mask]
Peter Parker: We can find a way to settle this.
Eddie Brock: You're so right. I'm thinking humiliation. Kinda like how you humiliated me. Do you remember? Do you remember what you did to me? You made me lose my girl. Now I'm gonna make you lose yours. How's that sound, tiger?
Spider-Man: I'm gonna get you out of this.
Mary Jane: Watch out!
Eddie Brock: Hey, Parker.
Spider-Man: My God, Eddie!
Eddie Brock: Ooh, my Spider-Sense is tingling. [grabbing Mary Jane] If you know what I'm talking about. [knocks Spider-Man down into a black web and binds his wrists to it. Eddie then removes Peter's mask]
Peter Parker: We can find a way to settle this.
Eddie Brock: You're so right. I'm thinking humiliation. Kinda like how you humiliated me. Do you remember? Do you remember what you did to me? You made me lose my girl. Now I'm gonna make you lose yours. How's that sound, tiger?
Melancholia (2011) as Justine
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Close your eyes. Hold my hand.
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Claire: It'll pass us by tonight. John is quite calm about it.
Justine: Does that calm you down?
Claire: Yes, of course. Well, John studies things. He always has.
Justine: The Earth is evil. We don't need to grieve for it.
Claire: What?
Justine: Nobody will miss it.
Claire: But where would Leo grow up?
Justine: All I know is, life on Earth is evil.
Claire: There may be life somewhere else.
Justine: But there isn't.
Claire: How do you know?
Justine: Because I know things.
Claire: Oh yes, you always imagined you did.
Justine: I know we're alone.
Claire: I don't think you know that at all.
Justine: Six hundred and seventy eight. The bean lottery. Nobody guessed the number of beans in the bottle.
Claire: No, that's right.
Justine: But I know. Six hundred and seventy eight.
Claire: Well, perhaps. But what does that prove?
Justine: That I know things. And when I say we're alone, we're alone. Life is only on Earth. And not for long.
Justine: Does that calm you down?
Claire: Yes, of course. Well, John studies things. He always has.
Justine: The Earth is evil. We don't need to grieve for it.
Claire: What?
Justine: Nobody will miss it.
Claire: But where would Leo grow up?
Justine: All I know is, life on Earth is evil.
Claire: There may be life somewhere else.
Justine: But there isn't.
Claire: How do you know?
Justine: Because I know things.
Claire: Oh yes, you always imagined you did.
Justine: I know we're alone.
Claire: I don't think you know that at all.
Justine: Six hundred and seventy eight. The bean lottery. Nobody guessed the number of beans in the bottle.
Claire: No, that's right.
Justine: But I know. Six hundred and seventy eight.
Claire: Well, perhaps. But what does that prove?
Justine: That I know things. And when I say we're alone, we're alone. Life is only on Earth. And not for long.
The Virgin Suicides (2000) as Lux Lisbon
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Do you like to wrestle?
