Most-quoted character in Bachelorette (2012): in 6 of its 11 quotes
Most scenes with: Regan (3), Clyde (2), Katie (2)
Scenes with Gena
6 scenes
What are you doing right now?
Gena [looks over at the guy sleeping next to her]
Just like your typical Sunday morning.
It's Monday and it's like noon in L.A.
Gena Uh, how do you know that? You don't even ****in' live here.
Okay well... you don't even know my day right now. I was having lunch with Becky. We went to that place, we used to hang out at? The one with the really good couscous? -
Gena [looks down at the Jack Johnson t-shirt she just put on]
****er!
I haven't started the story yet.
Gena No. Ugh. I just realized that the guy I slept with sucks.
Gena [while Regan is tell her story]
Stop. Stop, stop, stop! I gotta conference in Katie.
Oh, for Christ sakes! Tell her later.
Gena No! This story is so **** long already, I'm not gonna remember any of it.
[Gena gives him a look after a young girl flirts with him]
What?
Gena I didn't say anything.
Gena No, this is a T-shirt.
I'm glad to see you're still fighting the good fight against the tyranny of pants.
Gena I also thought maybe this would help you get a head-start.
Maybe I'm looking for a challenge.
Gena Oh... is that why... you're trying to **** a small child?
Gena Okay. What we need right now is, like, an epically brilliant plan, you know? That's what we need. So, you ready? One, two, three, go!
I'm gonna call Melissa, the girl we got the dress from.
Gena Jesus H. Macey, that's a brilliant **** plan!
How much cash do you have?
I've got five maxed-out credit cards.
Gena I have a twenty-dollar- I ripped it. I've got nothing.
Gena You should throw that guy a bone.
Gena Joe! I bet he's super good in bed.
Gena Yeah.
Gena Have you ever **** a guy who like never got laid in high school?
But how would I know that?
Gena Oh, 'cause they're just really good at it. They're really good at sex, 'cause they had to wait for it for so long. It's like a total Krakow situation.
Gena Brian Krakow, from My So-Called Life. Come on. Okay, listen to me. There are two different types of guys in bed. Number one, Brian Krakow. Didn't have sex 'til college, super grateful. Literally makes a home down here, sets up shop, wants to live in it. Number two, Jordan Catalano. Won't go near the area. Terrified of it. Very good looking, but you know, not worth the time.
Gena Hi, get in the cab!
Isn't that dress supposed to be on the bride?
Gena Just get in the cab! [To the cabbie] Sir! Sir, I will suck your dick if you get us there in two minutes.
Look, look I think we might be meant for each other. And I am not kidding-
Gena Scratch that, this guy will suck your dick.
Look and it's not just because we like the greatest sex- [Gena starts changing her clothes in the cab] Woah! See, your body looks so great.
Gena Shut up!
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