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Gena: You should throw that guy a bone.
Katie: Who, Ted?
Gena: Joe! I bet he's super good in bed.
Katie: What?!
Gena: Yeah.
Katie: Why would you say that?
Gena: Have you ever ****ed a guy who like never got laid in high school?
Katie: But how would I know that?
Gena: Oh, 'cause they're just really good at it. They're really good at sex, 'cause they had to wait for it for so long. It's like a total Krakow situation.
Katie: Krakow?
Gena: Brian Krakow, from My So-Called Life. Come on. Okay, listen to me. There are two different types of guys in bed. Number one, Brian Krakow. Didn't have sex 'til college, super grateful. Literally makes a home down here, sets up shop, wants to live in it. Number two, Jordan Catalano. Won't go near the area. Terrified of it. Very good looking, but you know, not worth the time.


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