Bachelorette (2012) · 11 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Bachelorette (2012): in 3 of its 11 quotes
Most scenes with: Gena (2)
Okay. We- you know what? We're just gonna hide it. We're gonna have to make it look as if somebody just, you know, they broke in and they stole it.
Okay. What we need right now is, like, an epically brilliant plan, you know? That's what we need. So, you ready? One, two, three, go!
Katie Leave the country!
I'm gonna call Melissa, the girl we got the dress from.
Jesus H. Macey, that's a brilliant **** plan!
How much cash do you have?
Katie I've got five maxed-out credit cards.
I have a twenty-dollar- I ripped it. I've got nothing.
That sums up your lives.
You should throw that guy a bone.
Katie Who, Ted?
Joe! I bet he's super good in bed.
Katie What?!
Yeah.
Katie Why would you say that?
Have you ever **** a guy who like never got laid in high school?
Katie But how would I know that?
Oh, 'cause they're just really good at it. They're really good at sex, 'cause they had to wait for it for so long. It's like a total Krakow situation.
Katie Krakow?
Brian Krakow, from My So-Called Life. Come on. Okay, listen to me. There are two different types of guys in bed. Number one, Brian Krakow. Didn't have sex 'til college, super grateful. Literally makes a home down here, sets up shop, wants to live in it. Number two, Jordan Catalano. Won't go near the area. Terrified of it. Very good looking, but you know, not worth the time.
