Scenes with Regan
4 scenes
Regan
What are you doing right now?
Gena
[looks over at the guy sleeping next to her]
Just like your typical Sunday morning.
Regan
It's Monday and it's like noon in L.A.
Gena
Uh, how do you know that? You don't even ****in' live here.
Regan
Okay well... you don't even know my day right now. I was having lunch with Becky. We went to that place, we used to hang out at? The one with the really good couscous? -
Gena
[looks down at the Jack Johnson t-shirt she just put on]
****er!
Regan
I haven't started the story yet.
Gena
No. Ugh. I just realized that the guy I slept with sucks.
Gena
[while Regan is tell her story]
Stop. Stop, stop, stop! I gotta conference in Katie.
Regan
Oh, for Christ sakes! Tell her later.
Gena
No! This story is so **** long already, I'm not gonna remember any of it.
Gena
Okay. What we need right now is, like, an epically brilliant plan, you know? That's what we need. So, you ready? One, two, three, go!
Katie
Leave the country!
Regan
I'm gonna call Melissa, the girl we got the dress from.
Gena
Jesus H. Macey, that's a brilliant **** plan!
Regan
How much cash do you have?
Katie
I've got five maxed-out credit cards.
Gena
I have a twenty-dollar- I ripped it. I've got nothing.
Regan
That sums up your lives.
T Trevor
Looks like you guys caught us en route to a gentlemen's club.
Regan
Are you sure you're gonna get in? 'Cause I don't see any gentlemen here. [Gena laughs]
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