Janis
And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Janis
Janis
[Nice wig Janis, what's it made of?] [Replies] Your mom's chest hair!
Janis
It's been two weeks, and all we've done is make her face smell like a foot.
Gena
[while Regan is tell her story]
Stop. Stop, stop, stop! I gotta conference in Katie.
Regan
Oh, for Christ sakes! Tell her later.
Gena
No! This story is so **** long already, I'm not gonna remember any of it.
Gena
You should throw that guy a bone.
Katie
Who, Ted?
Gena
Joe! I bet he's super good in bed.
Katie
What?!
Gena
Yeah.
Katie
Why would you say that?
Gena
Have you ever **** a guy who like never got laid in high school?
Katie
But how would I know that?
Gena
Oh, 'cause they're just really good at it. They're really good at sex, 'cause they had to wait for it for so long. It's like a total Krakow situation.
Katie
Krakow?
Gena
Brian Krakow, from My So-Called Life. Come on. Okay, listen to me. There are two different types of guys in bed. Number one, Brian Krakow. Didn't have sex 'til college, super grateful. Literally makes a home down here, sets up shop, wants to live in it. Number two, Jordan Catalano. Won't go near the area. Terrified of it. Very good looking, but you know, not worth the time.
Gena
Hi, get in the cab!
Clyde
Isn't that dress supposed to be on the bride?
Gena
Just get in the cab! [To the cabbie] Sir! Sir, I will suck your dick if you get us there in two minutes.
Clyde
Look, look I think we might be meant for each other. And I am not kidding-
Gena
Scratch that, this guy will suck your dick.
Clyde
Look and it's not just because we like the greatest sex- [Gena starts changing her clothes in the cab] Woah! See, your body looks so great.
Gena
Shut up!
Clyde
I love your body.
Lula May
Do you guys ever think that the Eye is watching this? You know, that maybe this is even what they want? And at the exact right moment, they're gonna swoop in, and we'll be like, "Yes! Thank God you're here! Thank God! Just in the nick of time, Eye!" And then we'll just celebrate, and it was all worth it in the end? I don't even really think that, either, so... it's cool.
Lula May
I wanted to meet you. Everybody, really. I want to be a part of the Eye, OK? I said it. I do. And I want to use my magic for good, like you and Merritt and Jack, especially. Oh, that's right. I know that Jack is alive. I know that he faked his own death. I'm a huge fan of faking deaths. That was crazy! By the way, I am so sorry that Henley left you. You know what I heard... about Henley? No? Well, I heard that she got tired of waiting around. She lost faith, so she asked for an out, and the Eye gave it to her. But who knows, right? In matters of the heart, so difficult to tell. I mean, maybe she got sick of you. You ever think about that? Control issues? Maybe you just didn't tie her up tight enough.
Jack Wilder
[Walter Mabry has just received a strange message on his iPhone and runs over to his iPad and clicks on the message and a video of the Horsemen suddenly appears]
Not long ago, we were tricked. I was exposed and brought back from the dead.
Lula May
So we thought it was only fitting that we do the same thing to the person who did it to us.
Daniel Atlas
Midnight, New Year's Eve. London. Be there or be very scared. We will be performing a series of shows that all connect to our big finale, so pay close attention to each trick.
Walter
[referring to Arthur Tressler as he alerts his henchman]
Get my father. Run!!