Bob Haldeman I have met yams with more going on upstairs than these two.
Betsy Jobs
Kirsten Dunst · 10 quotes
Arlene Lorenzo
Michelle Williams · 9 quotes
Henry Kissinger
Saul Rubinek · 4 quotes
President Richard M. Nixon ('Dick')
Dan Hedaya · 4 quotes
Carl Bernstein
Bruce McCulloch · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Betsy Jobs & Arlene Lorenzo (4)
Dick quotes
Page 1 of 3 Bob Haldeman Bob Haldeman You wanna complain about Vietnam? Talk to Johnson!
Chip [After sticking himself with an election pin]
Figures that the pain in my ass is Nixon, the fascist.
G. Gordon Liddy [Surprised by Betsy and Arlene in the Watergate stairwell]
Children! Running around, all hours of the night! When you kids grow up, you'll be living in the Soviet Union of America!
Mrs. Spinnler
Every lie is another brick in the pathway to hell.
How dare those people treat us like we're stupid teenage girls.
We are stupid teenage girls.
No. We're human beings, and we're American citizens. And four score and seven years ago our forefathers... did something. I don't know what. But I do know one thing - Dick's ass is grass!
Are you, like, the President's Dog Walker?
John Dean I'm John Dean. Chief White House Counsel.
Oh, That's too bad.
Checkers pooped.
Rose Mary Woods Girls, the President's dog doesn't "poop." He "does his business."
Isn't it against the law to cut up the flag?
Not if you sew it back together.
You're the smartest person I know.
But you don't know anybody...
Larry Whatever she's on, I didn't give it to her.
Interviewer [A current affairs program opens the movie]
In 1974, President Richard M. Nixon was forced to resign in shame following the 'Watergate' Scandal. One of the great mysteries of this event was the identity of 'Deep Throat', the person who broke the story to Washington Post reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein. Well tonight, we're going to find out. Bob Woodward, Carl Bernstein, good evening.
Bob Woodward Good evening.
Good evening.
Interviewer Let's get straight to it - who is... 'Deep Throat'?
Bob Woodward Well, first of all, we're not telling you. And second of all, I thought I was going to be the only guest on tonight's show?
Interviewer You know, you guys are getting pretty old now...
Well, what do you mean by that?!
Interviewer Well, I was just wondering if you were ever going to reveal who Deep Throat is ever, before you die.
Bob Woodward Well, a lot bigger names than you have asked us that, so I don't think we're going to reveal it here.
No, not on a little show like this.
Interviewer [Exasperated]
You know what I think? I mean, I'm just gonna come right out and say it. I don't think there ever was any such person as 'Deep Throat'. I think y'all just made it up.
Yes there was! Deep Throat was -
Bob Woodward Don't say it!! He's trying to trick us!
[Bernstein covers his mouth and moans] [Putting a hand on Woodward's shoulder]
I'm sorry...
Bob Woodward [Slapping the hand away]
Don't ever touch me.
Bob, I said I'm sorry!
Bob Woodward [They begin to have a childish physical fight]
Don't... will you... you smell like cabbage!
[They fall over the table; the clip cuts out and the movie opens]
G. Gordon Liddy [Arlene and Betsy accidentally meet G. Gordon Liddy again in the White House]
Young lady, I am a very busy man...
Hey, you look familiar. Have I seen you before?
G. Gordon Liddy As far as you are concerned, young lady, I have no identity. In fact, [sinister] I'm not even here...
Rose Mary Woods [To Arlene and Betsy]
The President is a very busy man. He doesn't just see anyone, you know.
Rose Mary Woods The President will see you now.
John Ehrlichman
[When Nixon offers the girls the post of 'White House Dog Walkers]
What's going on? Who are these girls?
I dunno. But it doesn't look constitutional to me.