Arlene Lorenzo War is not healthy for children and other living things.
Played by Michelle Williams 
Dick (1999) · 32 quotes
Dick (1999) · 32 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Dick (1999): in 9 of its 32 quotes
Most scenes with: Betsy Jobs (4)
Dick frightens me.
More lines from Arlene Lorenzo
4 quotes Arlene Lorenzo Arlene Lorenzo We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any books on it, and the President's having us followed. It's too much pressure.
Arlene Lorenzo I love Dick!
Arlene Lorenzo [After seeing Nixon's "I am not a crook" speech immediately after a threatening call]
He's trying to drive me insane!
Scenes with Arlene Lorenzo
4 scenes Arlene Lorenzo How dare those people treat us like we're stupid teenage girls.
We are stupid teenage girls.
Arlene Lorenzo No. We're human beings, and we're American citizens. And four score and seven years ago our forefathers... did something. I don't know what. But I do know one thing - Dick's ass is grass!
You're the smartest person I know.
Arlene Lorenzo But you don't know anybody...
Bob Woodward [Woodward meets Arlene and Betsy in a parking garage. Arlene and Betsy are wearing trench coats, berets, and sunglasses]
You're Deep Throat?
Arlene Lorenzo Yeah.
We both are.
Bob Woodward How old are you?
23.
Bob Woodward Is that your combined ages?
Isn't it against the law to cut up the flag?
Arlene Lorenzo Not if you sew it back together.
