Julian Marty
Lover-boy oughta lock his door. Lotta nuts out there.
Julian Marty
Julian Marty
Let's do it outside, in nature.
Marty
[looking at a photo of Ray and Abby]
Dead, huh?
Visser
So it would seem.
Mel Horowitz
You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C-plus to an A-minus?
Cher Horowitz
Totally based on my powers of persuasion. You proud?
Mel Horowitz
Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades.
Mel Horowitz
Cher, do you know what time it is?!
Cher Horowitz
Daddy, a watch doesn't exactly go with this outfit.
Mel Horowitz
Where the hell are you?
Cher Horowitz
At a party.
Mel Horowitz
Where? Kuwait?
Cher Horowitz
Is that in the Valley?
Mel Horowitz
Josh, are you still growing? You look taller than you did at Easter.
Josh Lucas
I don't think so.
Mel Horowitz
Cher, doesn't he look bigger?
Cher Horowitz
His head does.
Kamehl Butabi
Richard Grieco, you see right through me.
Steve
[on his marriage]
Dad, is there any way I can get out of this?
Kamehl Butabi
Yes... nooooooo.
Steve
I miss Doug!
Kamehl Butabi
He's in the guest house! He's 20 feet away!
Steve
But he doesn't have cable!
Kamehl Butabi
Yes he does! He has Cinemax!
Steve
But there's no HBO! GOD! [runs off crying]
President Richard M. Nixon ('Dick')
Checkers - shut up! Or I'll feed you to the Chinese!
President Richard M. Nixon ('Dick')
I've got a way with young people. They trust me.
President Richard M. Nixon ('Dick')
You don't mess with the big boys!!
Frank Waturi
[to Joe]
Do you think I feel good? Nobody feels good. After childhood, it's a fact of life. I feel rotten. So what? I don't let it bother me. I don't let it interfere with my job.
Frank Waturi
[on the phone, repeated]
Yeah, Harry, but can he do the job? I know he can get the job, but can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you.
Frank Waturi
[on the phone]
No. No. You were wrong. He was wrong. Who said that? I didn't say that. If I had said that, I would've been wrong. I would've been wrong, Harry, isn't that right?
Arius
[To Jenny]
Your father seems to be co-operating. You'll be together with him again soon. Won't that be nice?
Jenny
Not nearly as nice as watching him smash your face in/kick your ass. (Director's Cut)
Soldier
Slitting a little girl's throat is like a warm knife through butter.
Bennett
[to the soldier]
Put the knife away, and shut your mouth.
Bennett
[to Aris]
I love listening to your little piss ant soldiers trying to talk tough, they make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.
Arius
My soldiers are patriots.
Bennett
Your soldiers are nothing, Matrix and I could kill every one of them, at the blink of an eye - you remember that.
Arius
Are you trying to frighten me Mr Bennett?
Bennett
I don't have to try. When Matrix finishes the job, he'll be back for his daughter - no matter whether she's dead or alive, it doesn't matter. Then he'll be after you, and the only thing between Matrix and you... is me.
Arius
I think it is you that is afraid Mr Bennett, you are afraid of Matrix.
Bennett
Of course, I'm smart. But I have an edge, I have his daughter...
Bennett
[John Matrix, fully restrained in chains, comes out of sedation from being tranquilized. Bennett, Sully, Henriques, and despotic former dictator Arius are staring down at him]
Tranquilizers. I wanted to use the real THING!
Matrix
Where's Jenny?
Arius
[Matrix discovers Arius]
You remember me, Colonel?
Matrix
I remember you, scumbag! Especially the people you've tortured and killed!
Arius
Colonel Matrix, you do not understand a country like Val Verde. It is a country that needs a president who has an understanding of discipline.
Matrix
Why tell me?
Arius
Because you're going to return to Val Verde and you are going to kill the president that you helped to overthrow me.
Matrix
Why don't you have Bennett do it? Sounds like something he would get off on.
Arius
Because President Velasquez trusts you, Colonel. After all, he made you the hero of the revolution. Why, Captain Bennett left, shall we say, uh, under a cloud. Yes?
Matrix
Yeah, 'cause he enjoyed killing a little TOO much.
Bennett
Your training, Matrix.
Arius
You can get close to President Velasquez. You will kill him. You know, Colonel, we went to a lot of trouble to find you. We had to pretend Captain Bennett's death so that General Kirby would become agitated and lead us to you, and now that I have you, you will do exactly as I tell you.
Matrix
**** you.
Det. Sgt. Della Pesca
Can you believe that black punk? Thinks he's champion of the world. Fighter of the year my ass. He's a low life criminal.
Det. Sgt. Della Pesca
I'm gonna take your black ass down, Mr. **** Champion of the World.
Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter
I got your black **** champion right between my legs, you short punk bitch.
Detective at Hospital
Are these the two men who shot you? Look carefully, Sir. Are these the two men who did this to you?
Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter
He said "no".
Detective at Hospital
Move closer.
Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter
He said "no".
Detective at Hospital
Move closer.
Det. Sgt. Della Pesca: Take another look, Sir.
General Martin Perez
Ellen Ripley died trying to wipe this species out. For all intents and purposes, she succeeded! I'm not anxious to see her taking up her old hobbies.