I am completely untrustworthy... I'm a flibbertigibbet.
Patricia Graynamore
Meg Ryan · 17 quotes
Marshall
Ossie Davis · 6 quotes
Frank Waturi
Dan Hedaya · 4 quotes
Luggage Salesman
Barry McGovern · 3 quotes
Samuel Harvey Graynamore
Lloyd Bridges · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Joe Banks & Patricia Graynamore (11), Joe Banks & Marshall (5), Joe Banks & Luggage Salesman (3)
Joe Versus the Volcano quotes
Page 1 of 4I have no response to that.
Dr. Ellison You have some time left, Mr. Banks. You have some life left. My advice to you is: live it well.
You're coming into focus, kid
Well, does it take more guts to twice traverse a staircase in a burning building, or to make a one-time leap into a volcano? Damned if I know, Kimosabe. All I know is when you're making those kind of calls, you're up in the high country.
Waponis Chief
We are the children of children and we live as we are shown.
Would you like to hear one of my poems?
Sure.
Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand... Would you like to hear it again?
Ok.
Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand.
You're in a rotten mood.
It's the sunshine. Gets me down.
Dr. Ellison And what did you do in the fire department?
Well... I put out fires.
[as they are about to kiss]
I have less than six months to live. The Waponis believe they need a human sacrifice or their island is going to sink into the ocean. They have this mineral your father wants so he hired me to leap into their volcano.
What?
You're not going to make me say that again, are you?
And then I'll be staying on a tiny island and I don't know if I'll be living in a hut, or what.
Very exciting... as a luggage problem.
I've done a lot of soul searching lately. I've been asking myself some tough questions. You know what I've found out?
What?
I have no interest in myself. I think about myself, I get bored out of my mind.
I've never been to L.A. before.
What do you think?
It looks fake. I like it!
Marshall?
Yeah.
I was wondering if you want to have dinner with me tonight.
I can't do that; I got the wife and kids at the end of the day.
Yeah...
Listen, haven't you got anybody?
No. But there are certain times in your life when I guess you're not supposed to have anybody, you know? There are certain doors you have to go through alone.
You're gonna be all right.
Wait, I don't want to get married!
What is the problem? You afraid of the commitment? You're going to have to love and honor me for about 30 seconds. You can't handle that?
All right. Marry us.