A character in Bring It On (2000)

Missy quotes from Bring It On (2000)

Eliza Dushku

Scenes with Missy

6 scenes
Torrance

They humiliated us — on our own turf!

Missy
[sarcastically]

We might have to have a rumble!

Torrance

What the hell is up? I go out on a limb for you and you just bail?!

Missy

I'm not about stealing here!

Torrance

What are you talking about?

Missy

You ripped off those cheers!

Torrance

Listen Missy, our cheers are 100% original, count the trophies.

Missy

Well, your trophies are bullshit because you're sad-ass liars.

Torrance

Okay, that's it. Get off the car I'm gonna kick your ass!

Missy

Oh really, [pauses for a second]. You're in for rude awakening, get in.

Torrance

What?! No way.

Missy

For real, get in.

Jan

Everyone comes to see you ladies anyway.

Missy

'Cause we're such fine athletes.

Jan

Oh, live with it! You'll be fighting off major oglers while we're defending our sexuality.

Missy

What is your sexuality?

Les

Well, Jan's straight, while I'm... controversial.
Missy Are you trying to tell me you speak ****?

Les

Oh, fluently.

Cliff
[Cliff's sister is washing cars in a bikini.]

What are you doing?

Missy

Making money from guys oogling my goodies.

Cliff

Oh... oh, I didn't need to hear that. That was an overshare.
...

Missy
[Missy has called Torrance over.] [to Cliff]

Let's just get this over with. [to Torrance] My brother wants to check out your rack.

Cliff
[Missy walks away; there's a moment of awkward silence.]

You know, I begged my parents for a brother.

Torrance

He'd look a little ridiculous in that bikini, now wouldn't he?

Missy

I don't know what's scarier: neurotic cheerleaders, or the pressure to win. I could make a killing selling something like "Diet Prozac".

Missy

Forget Cliff. He's an idiot.

Torrance

He's your brother. You don't see him the way I do.

Missy

Yeah, and that's a good thing. 'Cause that would be a crime.

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