Wimbledon 2004 quotes, page 2

Peter

What are you doing here Ron? You're not still my agent.

Ron

What are you talking about?

Peter

What am I talking about? Let me see. I called you about a year ago and I'm still waiting for you to return my call.

Ron

I don't do phone calls I'm into emails now.

Peter

Ron, that is a lie.

Ron

Yeah its a lie but you know what Peter agents are NOT miracle workers. I can't sell a product that doesn't exist but here you are existing again so I'm back selling.

Peter

Ron, I genuinely despise you.

Oh look that's Peter Colt the new pro. Once ranked seventeenth in the world

Peter

ELEVENTH!!!!

Peter Colt

And may I say good body – luck! Shit.

Ron Roth

Call Letterman, call Leno, call Oprah.

Peter Colt

Carl, you bastard.

Lizzie Bradbury

Hit this one... and I'll sleep with you.

Ron Roth

I really don't care who wins, I represent both players It's like asking which of my kids do I love more. Which of my kids do I love more? My daughter speak to you later.

Peter Colt

Lizzie, Lizzie, don't say a word. I was thinking a repeat of the other night, like Fish and Chips, early to bed... Mr Bradbury, hello. Mr Bradbury?

Peter Colt

My parents are still together, which proves that love is not only blind, it's bloody stupid.

Peter Colt

Oh my god, shouldn't he be off learning about masturbation or something?

Peter Colt

Ron, I genuinely despise you.

Ron Roth

So that's cucumber cucumber and cucumber, they forgot to put the sandwich in my sandwich.

Peter Colt

The reality is another story, my story. See that good looking fella? No, not the kid in white – the other tired, good looking fella. Yeah, him. Well, that's me. British Davis Cup, long time ago. Two singles titles, even longer ago. Presently ranked 119th in the world. Sport is cruel. Now, I know it doesn't sound too bad. 4 million tennis players in the world and I'm 119th, but what that really means is this: 118 guys out there are faster, stronger, better and younger.

Lizzie Bradbury

Too bad, you could have used the workout.

Lizzie Bradbury

What are you talking about. The chalk flew up there's a mark right there.