Little Nicky 2000 quotes, page 6

90 quotes · 14 characters
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Characters
Nicky Adam Sandler · 38 quotes
Beefy Robert Smigel · 20 quotes
Todd Allen Covert · 13 quotes
Blind deacon Quentin Tarantino · 8 quotes
John Jonathan Loughran · 8 quotes
Satan 8 quotes
Pete Peter Dante · 5 quotes
Peeper Jon Lovitz · 4 quotes
Stanley 4 quotes
Townie Rob Schneider · 3 quotes
Adrian Rhys Ifans · 2 quotes

Most scenes together: Nicky & Beefy (9), Nicky & Todd (7), Nicky & John (6)

Little Nicky quotes

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Though I cannot see with these blind eyes, I know the good Lord still loves me! He loves all of his children—why he loves you, and he loves you…[smells Nicky's presence] You make the Lord…very nervous! You…I'm burning now! Hellfire is burning me alive! The beast is alive! He's among us! Clear the streets! The devil is here…!

[after being killed by a train, then a bus]

From now on, I'm just gonna avoid all moving metal objects.

[After firing an arrow at Adrian through his penis]

Now, that hurt the both of us.

[after sensing Nicky's flying above the city]

The hell beast is above us! And I can smell the evil slut!

[after sensing Nicky's presence again]

Why do you taunt me with your darkness!? You're evil! It's stinking up our streets! The end is near! We are all going to die—[slams into a lightpost and falls]…We will meet again, Lucifer…

[deleted scene; about the flask]

It was handcrafted in Hell by Satan himself, and its sole purpose is to get the Fireball of Hades burning once again.

[deleted scene; he grabs the microphone at the stadium]

I get one more shot. The ref can cover me. If I miss it, the Globetrotters have to forfeit. But if I make it, this guy doesn't ref the second half and we all start conducting ourselves as decent human beings again. [the crowd is silent] And we get free pizza! [the crowd roars in joy]

[while peeing on Todd's door mat titled "I Love Acting"]

You love acting, I love pissing.

[alternate ending; noticed Nicky has a son]

He has filled his seed! He's multiplying! Beware the spawn of the unholy union! We're all gonna die!