Rhys Ifans movie quotes

View Quote [comes in after being photographed by the press] How did I look? [looking in a mirror] Not bad, not at all bad. Well chosen briefs I must say. Chicks love grey. [clenching his bum] Nice. Firm. Buttocks.

View Quote Just going to the kitchen to get some food, then I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.

View Quote I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.

View Quote I'm wiry.

View Quote Let's play football, bitch!

View Quote I'll kick the bloody piss out of it.

View Quote Trust me, Peter. When you try to fix people, there are always consequences.

View Quote And so it begins...

View Quote (Grabbing Peter 1 and tossing him through the floor) I told you there'd be consequences!

View Quote The modern battlefield is everywhere.

View Quote In 20 years, Iraq will be a hellhole nobody cares about. Terrorism's a short-term threat. The real threats will come from China, Russia, Iran. and they'll come as SQL injections and malware. Without minds like yours, this country will be torn apart in cyberspace.

View Quote Bombs won't stop terrorism, brains will, and we don't have nearly enough of those. I'm gonna give you a shot, Snowden.

View Quote You stopped me once. You will not stop me again. I'm getting stronger everyday!

View Quote Nowhere to hide, Peter!

View Quote All these souls, lost and alone, I can save them, I can cure them! There's no reason to stop me Peter!

View Quote Roger Greenberg: Can I get another scotch?
Ivan Schrank: That's the busboy.
Roger Greenberg: Then can I get another fork? This one has food on it.

View Quote Ivan Schrank: Youth is wasted on the young.
Roger Greenberg: I'd go further. I'd go: 'Life is wasted on people.'

View Quote Roger Greenberg: Wish it wasn't too late to get my medical degree.
Ivan Schrank: It's not too late.
Roger Greenberg: I'd be over 50 by the time I graduated.
Ivan Schrank: What is it? Four years, right?
Roger Greenberg: Yeah, but I know myself. I'd procrastinate, take time off. Eight years at best. Who's gonna hire a 49... Let's just call it 50. A 50-year-old vet?
Ivan Schrank: I'm confused. Are you going to vet school or regular medical school?
Roger Greenberg: Neither, clearly.

View Quote How about this. I'll stay here enjoy my pizza & my peppermint schnapps & YOU Go back.

View Quote Bishop/Adrian:   Yep, the Lord sure did say a lot of hibbity jibbity bibbity swibbity…but, has he ever really done anything for any of us? Has he ever put a Jaguar XJR in my driveway? No.
Man #1:   I love that car.
Bishop/Adrian:   Has the Lord given any of my enemies the herpes?
Man #2:   [laughing] The herpes?
Bishop/Adrian:   No!
Woman:   The Lord gave my son the strength to get off drugs! [congregation cheers]
Bishop/Adrian:   Ma'am, I know your son. And believe me, he was better off on the drugs. At least when he was smoking hashish, he used to make me laugh occasionally. [congregation laughs]
Man #3:   After we tried for many years, the Lord finally helped my wife conceive a baby. [congregation cheers]
Bishop/Adrian:   No, no, no. Your best friend, Fitzy, helped your wife conceive a baby. He helped her conceive it all night long!
Fitzy:   Hey, hey, hey! [congregation boos]
Bishop/Adrian:   How about you, Mayor? Has the Lord ever done anything for you?
Mayor/Cassius: Well, you know, I…I wished I could think of something, but to be honest with you, I can't! I can't think of a damn thing he's ever done for me! Kind of makes you wonder if there even is a Lord. If there even is an ultimate punishment for our so-called "sins!" Why don't we all just have fun and do whatever the hell we want?! Hey, hey!
Bishop/Adrian:   Let the sin begin!
Cassius:   [thinking] "Let the sin begin." That was a good one!
Adrian:   [thinking] This is so much fun! I never want it to end!
Cassius:   [thinking] Why should it end? Who's going to stop us?! Ha ha ha ha!
Bishop/Adrian:   Ah ha ha ha ha!