Spike quotes
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Just going to the kitchen to get some food, then I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.
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I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.
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Bugger this for a bunch of bananas.
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Well, isn't this a good opportunity to... slip her one?
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[comes in after being photographed by the press] How did I look? [looking in a mirror] Not bad, not at all bad. Well chosen briefs I must say. Chicks love grey. [clenching his bum] Nice. Firm. Buttocks.