Spike Just going to the kitchen to get some food, then I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.
Played by Rhys Ifans 
Notting Hill (1999) · 57 quotes
Notting Hill (1999) · 57 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Notting Hill (1999): in 11 of its 57 quotes
Most scenes with: William Thacker (4), Honey (2)
How did I look? [looking in a mirror] Not bad, not at all bad. Well chosen briefs I must say. Chicks love grey. [clenching his bum] Nice. Firm. Buttocks.
More lines from Spike
4 quotes Spike Spike I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.
Spike Bugger this for a bunch of bananas.
Spike Well, isn't this a good opportunity to... slip her one?
Scenes with Spike
6 scenes
Spike Combination of factors. No clean clothes.
There never will be unless you actually clean your clothes.
Spike Vicious cycle. And I was rooting around in your things and found this and thought groovy.
Spike There's something wrong with this yogurt.
Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise...
Spike Ah, right-o then.
[continues to eat it]
Oh really. So the entire British press got up this morning and said, I know where Anna Scott is, she's in that house with the blue door, in Notting Hill. And then you go out, in your god damn underwear.
Spike [walks in]
I went out in my God damn underwear too.
Spike I may have told a few people down at the pub.
William just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike You daft prick.
So what do you think? Good move?
Good move. When all is said and done, she's nothing special. I saw her taking her trousers down and I definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there.
Bella Good decision. All actresses are as mad as snakes.
Tony, what do you think?
Tony Never met her, never want to.
Brilliant. Max?
Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian.
Great. Thanks. Brilliant.
Spike [Spike arrives]
I was called and I came. What's up?
William's just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike [shocked]
You daft prick!
No, no, no, no, it's actually quite sensible.
Bella [looks at the painting of the Chagall that Anna gave William]
That painting isn't the original, is it?
Umm, yeah, I think it might be.
But she said she wanted to go out with you?
Yes...sort of...
That's nice.
What?
Well, you know, anyone saying they want to go out with you is...pretty great...isn't it?
It was sort of sweet, actually- um, I mean, I know she's an actress and all that, so she can deliver a line, but she said she might be as famous as can be, but also...that she was just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. [pause] Oh, sod a dog, I've made the wrong decision, haven't I? [Spike nods. Another pause] Max, how fast is your car?
Other characters in Notting Hill
More Rhys Ifans characters
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff
Curt Connors / Lizard
Gavin Cavanagh
Corbin O'Brian
Dr. Curt Connors/The Lizard
Ivan Schrank
Adrian