Ivan Schrank Youth is wasted on the young.
I'd go further. I'd go: 'Life is wasted on people.'
Played by Rhys Ifans 
Greenberg (2010) · 13 quotes
Greenberg (2010) · 13 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Greenberg (2010): in 3 of its 13 quotes
Most scenes with: Roger Greenberg (3)
Scenes with Ivan Schrank
3 scenes Ivan Schrank Wish it wasn't too late to get my medical degree.
Ivan Schrank It's not too late.
I'd be over 50 by the time I graduated.
Ivan Schrank What is it? Four years, right?
Yeah, but I know myself. I'd procrastinate, take time off. Eight years at best. Who's gonna hire a 49... Let's just call it 50. A 50-year-old vet?
Ivan Schrank I'm confused. Are you going to vet school or regular medical school?
Neither, clearly.
Can I get another scotch?
Ivan Schrank That's the busboy.
Then can I get another fork? This one has food on it.
