I just got out of a long relationship and I don't want to go from just having sex to just having sex to just having sex.
Who's the third 'just having sex'?
You. If we had sex.
Roger Greenberg
Ben Stiller · 11 quotes
Florence Marr
Greta Gerwig · 6 quotes
Ivan Schrank
Rhys Ifans · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Roger Greenberg & Florence Marr (4), Roger Greenberg & Ivan Schrank (3)
Greenberg quotes
We're not really even dating... and we're seeing other people. I'm not seeing anyone...
Neither am I!... But I want to.
Who?
I don't know! Anyone. I'm doing nothing, I'm not tied to anyone. How many times do we have to go over it. Jesus! I should be with a divorced 38 year old who has teenage kids and low expectations about life. I don't wanna **** do this anymore. God!
[Florence slowly walks out and slams door]
You like old things.
A shrink said to me once that I have trouble living in the present, so I linger on the past because I felt like I never really lived it in the first place, you know?
Youth is wasted on the young.
I'd go further. I'd go: 'Life is wasted on people.'
Can I get another scotch?
That's the busboy.
Then can I get another fork? This one has food on it.
I'll take you to it.
How's that gonna work? Am I going to drive you to take me?
Wish it wasn't too late to get my medical degree.
It's not too late.
I'd be over 50 by the time I graduated.
What is it? Four years, right?
Yeah, but I know myself. I'd procrastinate, take time off. Eight years at best. Who's gonna hire a 49... Let's just call it 50. A 50-year-old vet?
I'm confused. Are you going to vet school or regular medical school?
Neither, clearly.
All the men out here dress like children and the kids dress like superheroes.
Dear Starbucks, in your attempt to manufacture culture out of fast food coffee you've been surprisingly successful for the most part. The part that isn't covered by 'the most part' sucks.
Hurt people hurt people.
It's the harder, more painful decision to stay free but that's what adulthood is.
The thing about you kids is that you're all kind of insensitive. I'm glad I grew up when I did 'cause your parents were too perfect at parenting- all that baby Mozart and Dan Zanes songs; you're just so sincere and interested in things! There's a confidence in you guys that's horrifying. You're all ADD and carpal tunnel. You wouldn't know agoraphobia if it bit you in the ass, and it makes you mean. You say things to someone like me who's older and smarter with this light air... I'm freaked out by you kids. I hope I die before I end up meeting one of you in a job interview.
You like me so much more than you think you do.