Gavin Cavanagh quotes from Pirate Radio (a.k.a. The Boat That Rocked) (2009)

Gavin Cavanagh

Open your knees and feel the breeze, because Gavin's back to stay!

Gavin Cavanagh

Now it's just you and me, and I'm looking right up your skirt.

Gavin Cavanagh

Think of me when you ****!

Quentin

The day has come. Tonight pirate radio dies. From midnight, we are a ghost ship floating without hope on cold and dark waters. You have done almighty work here. Thank you. But your work is done.

The Count

Not mine, sir. I'm an American citizen and I don't give a hootenanny God damn about your nitpicking limey laws. I intend to broadcast from this ship 24 hours a day until the day I die. And then for a couple days after that.

Gavin Cavanagh

Not wanting to sound rude or anything, but don't you think that might be an ever so slightly monotonous experience for the listener? What do you say to 12 hours each, noble sir?

Angus

The way I look at it, the world couldn't survive without my comedy, and who's going to have the moral backbone to play the Seekers when the mood is right?

Dave

They've split up.

Angus

I intend to celebrate the back catalogue.

Dave

I intend to stop you doing so.

Simon

As some of you know, my wife left me after 17 hours of marriage, but I survived that because I live for music. And now, with nothing else to live for, I'm willing to die for it as well.

John

I've always lived for news and weather. Happy to die for them, too. Especially the weather.

Bob Silver

I've got nowhere else to go.

I have somewhere else to go, but it's Peckham. So I think I'll stick around.

Felicity

Can't let everyone starve. And I'm slightly worried where my increasingly powerful sexuality will take me when I return to normal life.

Thick Kevin

I've got a very strong suspicion that Felicity fancies me. Not about to go anywhere, just when I'm in with a chance.

Young Carl

Obviously, I'm in. You're the only people in the world who like me.