Bernie I'm sorry I am so late. Bollocksed up at work again, I fear. Millions down the drain.
6th most-quoted character in Notting Hill (1999): in 4 of its 57 quotes
Most scenes with: William Thacker (2)
Scenes with Bernie
4 scenes Bernie Bernie What's the pay like in movies? I mean. Last movie. How much did you get paid?
15 million dollars.
Bernie But she said she wanted to go out with you?
Yes - sort of...
Bernie That's nice.
What?
Bernie Well, you know, anybody saying they want to go out with you is... pretty great... isn't it...?
It was sort of sweet actually - I mean, I know she's an actress and all that, so she can deliver a line - but she said that she might be as famous as can be - but also... that she was just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. [pause] Oh, sod a dog. I've made the wrong decision, haven't I?
So what do you think? Good move?
Good move. When all is said and done, she's nothing special. I saw her taking her trousers down and I definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there.
Bella
Good decision. All actresses are as mad as snakes.
Tony, what do you think?
Tony
Never met her, never want to.
Brilliant. Max?
Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian.
Great. Thanks. Brilliant.
William's just turned down Anna Scott.
No, no, no, no, it's actually quite sensible.
Bella
[looks at the painting of the Chagall that Anna gave William]
That painting isn't the original, is it?
Umm, yeah, I think it might be.
Bernie But she said she wanted to go out with you?
Yes...sort of...
Bernie That's nice.
What?
Bernie Well, you know, anyone saying they want to go out with you is...pretty great...isn't it?
It was sort of sweet, actually- um, I mean, I know she's an actress and all that, so she can deliver a line, but she said she might be as famous as can be, but also...that she was just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. [pause] Oh, sod a dog, I've made the wrong decision, haven't I? [Spike nods. Another pause] Max, how fast is your car?
