Bishop/Adrian
Yep, the Lord sure did say a lot of hibbity jibbity bibbity swibbity…but, has he ever really done anything for any of us? Has he ever put a Jaguar XJR in my driveway? No.
I love that car.
Bishop/Adrian
Has the Lord given any of my enemies the herpes?
The herpes?
Bishop/Adrian
No!
The Lord gave my son the strength to get off drugs! [congregation cheers]
Bishop/Adrian
Ma'am, I know your son. And believe me, he was better off on the drugs. At least when he was smoking hashish, he used to make me laugh occasionally. [congregation laughs]
After we tried for many years, the Lord finally helped my wife conceive a baby. [congregation cheers]
Bishop/Adrian
No, no, no. Your best friend, Fitzy, helped your wife conceive a baby. He helped her conceive it all night long!
Hey, hey, hey! [congregation boos]
Bishop/Adrian
How about you, Mayor? Has the Lord ever done anything for you?
Well, you know, I…I wished I could think of something, but to be honest with you, I can't! I can't think of a damn thing he's ever done for me! Kind of makes you wonder if there even is a Lord. If there even is an ultimate punishment for our so-called "sins!" Why don't we all just have fun and do whatever the hell we want?! Hey, hey!
Bishop/Adrian
Let the sin begin!
"Let the sin begin." That was a good one!
Adrian
This is so much fun! I never want it to end!
Why should it end? Who's going to stop us?! Ha ha ha ha!
Bishop/Adrian
Ah ha ha ha ha!
