Patricia Arquette movie quotes

View Quote Please shut up! I'm trying to come clean, okay? I've been a call-girl for exactly four days and you're my third customer. I want you to know that I'm not damaged goods. I'm not what they call Florida white trash. I'm a really good person and when it comes to relationships, I'm one-hundred percent, I'm one hundred percent... monogamous.

View Quote Okey dokey doggie daddy.

View Quote If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would've never guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together.

View Quote I'm really sorry for you Asia, all this for nothing. [orders cult members] Take them.

View Quote [to Maria in initiation ceremony] We'll take care of you. Do you understand? Yes. Splendid. You will pledge to our lord. When the time comes, you will put your name on the the list. Then you seal the deal with blood. You kill your sacrifice, dear. One death for one life. A small price for immortality. But if you break your word, run away, or don't find an offering... our Lord will take you.

View Quote [pokes Maria's abdomen with machete] Now we go see the head.

View Quote Valerie: My dad's an optometrist.
Nicky: My dad's in hell and he's falling apart.

View Quote [after Nicky attacks the Blind deacon for insulting him and Valerie]
Valerie: Did you do that?
Nicky: No one calls my girl an evil slut.

View Quote Nicky:   Your glasses are pretty; they make your eyes look big and sparkly. It's fun looking at them.
Valerie:   Oh. My dad's an optometrist.
Nicky:   My dad's in Hell and he's falling apart.

View Quote Kristen: [while fighting with the hospital crew, she grabs a scalpel and cuts Max's arm. She then poises to attack again] Five, six, grab a crucifix. Seven, eight, better stay up late. Nine, ten, never... never...
Nancy: [appearing at the doorway] Never sleep again. (walks toward Kristen) Where did you learn that rhyme?

View Quote Nancy: [referring to the model house that Kristen built herself] I used to live in this house.
Kristen: That's just a house I dream about.

View Quote He couldn't hack it, so he got nailed. Period.

View Quote [before Mason is leaving for college when Olivia breaks down]
Mom: This is the worst day of my life.
Mason: What are you talking about?
Mom: I knew this day was coming. I just... I didn't know you were going to be so ****in' happy to be leaving.
Mason: I mean, it's not that I'm that happy... what do you expect?
Mom: You know what I'm realizing? My life is just going to go, like that. This series of milestones. Getting married, having kids, getting divorced. The time that we thought you were dyslexic. When I taught you how to ride a bike. Getting divorced... again, getting my master's degree, finally getting the job I wanted. Sending Samantha off to college. Sending you off to college. You know what's next? Huh? It's my ****in' funeral! [beat] Just go! And leave my picture!
[long beat]
Mason: Aren't you jumping ahead by, like, 40 years or something?
Mom: I just... thought there would be more.

View Quote Samantha: [after leaving Bill's family for good] Why couldn't Randy and Mindy come with us?
Mom: I'm not their legal guardian, honey. That would be kidnapping. I can't just...
Samantha: What's gonna happen to them? What happens when their legal guardian is dangerous and abusive?
Mom: I don't know, honey. I called their mom. I called the Child Protective Services. Y'know... I have you and your brother. We're in a dangerous situation. You're my responsibility.
Samantha: Are we ever gonna see them again?
Mom: I don't know... I hope so.
Samantha: How much longer are we gonna be here?
Mom: Not long. We're... [starts crying] I don't... I don't have all the answer, baby...

View Quote Mom: [Driving Mason Jr. home from school] I had a good meeting with Miss Butler this time, I kinda like her.
Mason: What'd she say?
Mom: Well, she said that you weren't turning in your homework assignments. And I told her, "I know he does them 'cause I check 'em every night." She said she found a big chunk of 'em crumpled up at the bottom of your backpack.
Mason: She didn't ask for 'em.
Mom: Well, baby, she doesn't have to. You're just supposed to turn 'em in. And she said you're still staring out the window all day.
Mason: Not all day.
Mom: And said that you destroyed her pencil sharpener.
Mason: Not on purpose!
Mom: Wait—she said that you crammed a bunch of rocks in it.
Mason: I thought if we could sharpen pencils, maybe we could sharpen rocks.
Mom: [beat] Well, what were you gonna do with a bunch of sharpened rocks?
Mason: I was trying to make arrowheads for my rock collection.
Mom: ...Hmm.