Most scenes together: Asia Reaves & Lily Woodhouse (3), Asia Reaves & Maria Reaves (3), Lily Woodhouse & Kevin Sullivan (3)
What the hell is this place?
**** floor. Immortality gets boring after a while. So each floor caters to a different vice.
If you're on of them, why are you helping me?
I have my reasons. [crawls on]
**** broad!
You little shit! [punches the boy in the face]
Well neither were you.
Then I guess we are both liars.
I have... .questions
Answer mine first. Who the **** are you?
My name is Asia Reaves, and I have come for my sister Maria! Now I don't know what the ****... is going on in here. But I do know one thing. If she's alive give her to me, and pray I am in a forgiving mood.
You're an avenger. [sighs] That explains a lot.
Where is she?
I'd love to help you Asia, but I too have a family to care for. An unusual family with unusual needs.
I warned ya. Running is pointless. You could've avoided the pain.
Lilith: The **** are you doing? We need her alive!
That's it. It's over.
No, it's not.
You're ridiculous. [Turns to other cult members snickering]
You need me alive for the sacrifice, don't you? Let Maria go, or I'll jump. [Backs to elevator shaft]
Asia, no. So sefless. So misguided. Do you even know whose life you're fighting for?
Lily, please. The **** are you talking about?
Didn't you ever think... How exactly did your poor sister come from being just another one of our sacrifices to have a chance to join our family? What deal has she made?
I hope he's in a good mood.
Where did you learn to fight like that? [scene of Asia fighting off multiple inmates in shower]
Prison.
Oh. Was it tough?
Better than living with Dad.
You know he died two years ago?
No shit. Did you kill him?
No. Cancer.
Look, I shouldn't have abandoned you back there. You needed me to protect you from Dad and I wasn't there. I swear, there isn't a day in ten year where I don't regret that.
You can't fix the past.
No. But I thought, if we don't make out here tonight, I wanted you to know that.
What happened in there?
Rich people.
Hmm. [gets in vehicle] Hey, I'm... I'm... I'm just so sorry for your loss. I could take you wherever. [Asia holds out Pig's Head skin with Maria's name on it] What is that? What the **** is that? [Maria gets up reincarnated and he shouts] Jesus Christ!
Maria
Asia.
What the ****?
Well, that's a great question because you were just ****in' dead!
What the hell are you talking about?
I told you. I'm never gonna leave you again. [Asia and Maria hug]
You know what. I don't want to know. **** it. **** it! Where we going?
As far from here as possible.
I actually wouldn't mind some breakfast. [they drive away and the top of the hotel explodes]
Lily Woodhouse parasitized by Pig's Head, Dark Lord medium: [Pinning Asia to wall with machete, Dark Lord voice] Hey, :Asia Reaves: Butthead, [Lily's voice] you should have left me. I'd still be alive. I died... [Dark Lord voice] ...because of you.
Leave... my sister... alone. [grabs Pig's Head by snout and rips it off while catapulting herself over Lily's body, Lily then screams and lunges at Asia who uses the Pig's Head to whack and send Lily flying onto getting impaled on stake, then holds up the Pig's Head] I want my sister back.
Pig's Head, Dark Lord medium: Of course, you do. One death for one life.
I think we can do better than that. [impales Pig's Head with machete, douses it with lighter fluid]
Pig's Head, Dark Lord medium: Shit. [Asia lights up the Pig's Head]
Just a flesh wound. [falls down dead with all other cult members falling over dead]
Oh, no. [dies]
I'll see you... in hell... Asia Reaves. [dies]
I **** hope so, bitch. [to cult members and Virgil maids while holding Maria's body] If I were you, I'd clear out.
Pig's Head, Dark Lord medium: The unclean spirit has entered the swine.
My lord, we have a new offering for you.
**** me.
We also brought you Ray and Maria. They both have betrayed us. [Pig's Head snorts and growls]
It was a lapse in judgement m'Lord. Ray felt sorry for the girl.
Pig's Head, Dark Lord medium: Liar. Ray is out. Kill him, Lily. Or die.
No, please. I beg of you.
No, no, no.
I can't let you die.
I made my choice. Now it's your turn, darling. [Lily slits Rays throat]
Pig's Head, Dark Lord medium: Maria, your time has come.
I'm sorry, m'Lord. I shouldn't have helped her. Please give me another chance. I'll do whatever it takes.
What?
Pig's Head, Dark Lord medium: Then kill your sister.
Maria. Please.
I'm sorry.
Pig's Head, Dark Lord medium: Write your name. Join us.
Thank you, m'Lord. [writes her name on Pig's Head]
Pig's Head, Dark Lord medium: Now. Seal the deal.
I wish we had more time. This is the only way. [slits her throat and Pig's Head reacts excitedly]
Don't be. Go **** them up.
Looks pretty dead to me. [gets kicked by Asia and stumbles to cult members]
Pig's Head, Dark Lord medium: One death for one life. [Asia slices off her name off of Pig's Head]
Asia sacrificed herself to make Asia immortal.
Holy... ****.
Get the skin! Erase her name! [Asia fights cult members]
You want to play with swords? Let's play.
We'll take care of you. Do you understand? Yes. Splendid. You will pledge to our lord. When the time comes, you will put your name on the the list. Then you seal the deal with blood. You kill your sacrifice, dear. One death for one life. A small price for immortality. But if you break your word, run away, or don't find an offering... our Lord will take you.
A pig on a stick? Really?
