Alabama Whitman If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would've never guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together.
3rd most-quoted character in True Romance (1993): in 11 of its 69 quotes
Most scenes with: Clarence Worley (4)
Please shut up! I'm trying to come clean, okay? I've been a call-girl for exactly four days and you're my third customer. I want you to know that I'm not damaged goods. I'm not what they call Florida white trash. I'm a really good person and when it comes to relationships, I'm one-hundred percent, I'm one hundred percent... monogamous.
More lines from Alabama Whitman
5 quotes Alabama Whitman Alabama Whitman Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis.
Alabama Whitman Okey dokey doggie daddy.
Alabama Whitman I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get all slippery and soapy and then hop in that waterbed and watch X-rated movies 'till you get your ass back in my lovn' arms.
Alabama Whitman I had to come all the way from the highways and byways of Tallahassee, Florida to Motor City, Detroit to find my true love. If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would never have guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together. And to this day, the events that followed all seem like a distant dream. But the dream was real and was to change our lives forever. I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing and everything seemed so shitty. And he'd say, 'That's the way it goes, but don't forget, it goes the other way too.' That's the way romance is. Usually, that's the way it goes. But every once in awhile, it goes the other way too.
Scenes with Alabama Whitman
5 scenes
You're a whore?
Alabama I'm not a whore. I'm a call-girl. There's a difference, you know?
Alabama How do you do, Mr. Worley?
Top o' the mornin', Mrs. Worley.
Alabama Bottom of the night, Mr. Worley. By the way, have you seen your lovely little wife today?
Are you speaking of my beautiful, charming, sexy wife, Mrs. Alabama Worley?
Alabama Why, are there any others, Mr. Worley?
No, none for me. [they kiss]
I can't tell you... that was one of the best times I ever had. It was. But, you know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick.
Alabama Stop being so **** calm about all this.
Alabama Did I do my part okay?
Bamaloo you were perfect.
Alabama Like a ninja?
Like a ninja.
Hi.
Alabama Hi... cigarette?
No... that's a very nice outfit.
Alabama This? I got this in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Alabama, where's our coke and where's Clarence, and when's he coming back?
Alabama I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong room. My name is Sadie. We don't have any coke but there's a Pepsi machine down the hall. I don't know anybody named Clarence but perhaps my husband does. You can ask him because he'll be home any minute. He plays football. He's just at a... practice.
