Drexl Spivey quotes from True Romance (1993)

Drexl Spivey

Marty. Y'know what we got here? Mother****in' Charlie Bronson. Mr. Majestyk.

Drexl Spivey

Ey' yo, yo why you trippin'? We're just ****in' with ya. In fact, I'm gonna show you what I mean with a little demonstration. Toss me the burner. [Floyd 'D' tosses Drexl the shotgun] All right, peep this. Pretend this is that fine centerfold bitch, y'know what I'm saying'? And you're you... [**** the shotgun and shoots Floyd 'D']

Drexl Spivey

Now I know Im pretty, but I aint as pretty as a couple of titties.

Marty

He's askin' about Alabama.

Drexl

Where the **** is that bitch?

Clarence

She's with me.

Drexl

Who the **** are you?

Clarence

I'm her husband.

Drexl

Well, that makes us practically related.

Drexl

He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?

Marty

Nah man, It ain't white boy day.

Drexl

No thanks? What does that mean? Means you ate before you came down here? All full. Is that it? Naw, I don't think so. I think you're too scared to be eatin'. Now, see we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, and you've already given up your shit. I'm still a mystery to you. But I know exactly where your white ass is comin' from. See, if I asked you if you wanted some dinner and you grabbed an egg roll and started to chow down, I'd say to myself, "This mother****er's carryin' on like he ain't got a care in the world. Who know? Maybe he don't. Maybe this fool's such a bad mother****er, he don't got to worry about nothin', he just sit down, eat my Chinese, watch my TV." See? You ain't even sat down yet. On that TV there, since you been in the room, is a woman with her breasteses hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look. You just been clockin' me. Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.

Clarence

I'm not eatin' 'cause I'm not hungry. I'm not sittin' 'cause I'm not stayin'. I'm not lookin' at the movie 'cause I saw it seven years ago. It's "The Mack" with Max Julian, Carol Speed, and Richard Pryor, written by Bobby Poole, directed by Michael Campus, and released by Cinerama Releasing Company in 1984. I'm not scared of you. I just don't like you. In that envelope is some payoff money. Alabama's moving on to some greener pastures. We're not negotiatin'. I don't like to barter. I don't like to dicker. I never have fun in Tijuana. That price is non-negotiable. What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind. My peace of mind is worth that much. Not one penny more, not one penny more.