Clarence Worley I always said, if I had to **** a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd **** Elvis.
Most-quoted character in True Romance (1993): in 21 of its 69 quotes
Most scenes with: Alabama Whitman (4), Drexl Spivey (2)
As the sun sets slowly in the west we bid a fond farewell to all the friends we've made... and, with a touch of melancholy, we look forward to the time when we will all be together again.
More lines from Clarence Worley
10 quotes Clarence Worley Clarence Worley I mean look at her. It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Clarence Worley You just said you love me, now if I say I love you and just throw caution to the wind and let the chips fall where they may and you're lying to me I'm gonna ****in' die.
Clarence Worley If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
Clarence Worley [About Sonny Chiba]
Well, he ain't so much a good guy as he is just a bad mother****er. I mean, he gets paid by people to **** guys up, you know?
Clarence Worley [To Drexl after shooting him and killing Marty]
Open your eyes. I said open your **** EYES! I bet you thought that was pretty funny, huh? [Clarence kills Drexl] Well **** you!
Clarence Worley Unloading? That's a helluva way to describe the bargain of a lifetime.
Clarence Worley [about Alabama]
I mean, she... she a four alarm fire or what?
Clarence Worley [Peeling out in reverse into oncoming traffic]
We now return to Bullitt already in progress.
Clarence Worley I've been in America all my life. I've always wanted to see what TV in other countries looks like.
Scenes with Clarence Worley
10 scenes
Lucy You want to take me to a Kung-Fu movie?
Clarence Three Kung-Fu movies.
Clarence You're a whore?
I'm not a whore. I'm a call-girl. There's a difference, you know?
Clarence [having just gotten married]
Well, hello, Mrs. Worley.
How do you do, Mr. Worley?
Clarence Top o' the mornin', Mrs. Worley.
Bottom of the night, Mr. Worley. By the way, have you seen your lovely little wife today?
Clarence Are you speaking of my beautiful, charming, sexy wife, Mrs. Alabama Worley?
Why, are there any others, Mr. Worley?
Clarence No, none for me. [they kiss]
Marty He's askin' about Alabama.
Where the **** is that bitch?
Clarence She's with me.
Who the **** are you?
Clarence I'm her husband.
Dick Clarence, do you have any idea how much coke you have here?
Clarence How much?
Dick I don't know, but it's a ****in' lot.
Clarence I can't tell you... that was one of the best times I ever had. It was. But, you know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick.
Stop being so **** calm about all this.
No thanks? What does that mean? Means you ate before you came down here? All full. Is that it? Naw, I don't think so. I think you're too scared to be eatin'. Now, see we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, and you've already given up your shit. I'm still a mystery to you. But I know exactly where your white ass is comin' from. See, if I asked you if you wanted some dinner and you grabbed an egg roll and started to chow down, I'd say to myself, "This mother****er's carryin' on like he ain't got a care in the world. Who know? Maybe he don't. Maybe this fool's such a bad mother****er, he don't got to worry about nothin', he just sit down, eat my Chinese, watch my TV." See? You ain't even sat down yet. On that TV there, since you been in the room, is a woman with her breasteses hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look. You just been clockin' me. Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.
Clarence I'm not eatin' 'cause I'm not hungry. I'm not sittin' 'cause I'm not stayin'. I'm not lookin' at the movie 'cause I saw it seven years ago. It's "The Mack" with Max Julian, Carol Speed, and Richard Pryor, written by Bobby Poole, directed by Michael Campus, and released by Cinerama Releasing Company in 1984. I'm not scared of you. I just don't like you. In that envelope is some payoff money. Alabama's moving on to some greener pastures. We're not negotiatin'. I don't like to barter. I don't like to dicker. I never have fun in Tijuana. That price is non-negotiable. What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind. My peace of mind is worth that much. Not one penny more, not one penny more.
Clarence Do I look like a beautiful blond with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice-cream?
What?
Clarence I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
No.
Clarence No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna **** me?
Mentor I gotta hand it to you Clarence.
Clarence I was cool?
Mentor Naw man you were cooler than cool.
Did I do my part okay?
Clarence Bamaloo you were perfect.
Like a ninja?
Clarence Like a ninja.
