J.D. quotes
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People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, "Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society." Now that's deep.
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Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
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This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.
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The extreme always seems to make an impression.
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I like it. It's got that it's-a-cruel-world-let's-throw-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience.
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Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie.
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Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.
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[underlining words in Moby Dick] Es-ki-mo...
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They're Ich lüge bullets. [In German, "Ich lüge" translates to "I'm lying"]
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The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.
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Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.
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I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya...
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I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose...
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[reading from his petition] "We, students at Westerburg High, will die. Today. Our burning bodies will be the ultimate protest to a society that degrades us. **** you all!"