Heather Duke
Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?
4th most-quoted character in Heathers (1989): in 9 of its 83 quotes
Most scenes with: Veronica Sawyer (4)
I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.
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Heather Duke
[playing croquet]
So what are you gonna do Heather? Take two shots or send me out?
Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? First you ask if you can be red, knowing that I'm always red.
Heather Duke
[puts her croquet ball against Heather's and sends it flying]
Shit.
It's your turn, Heather.
Watch it Heather, you might be digesting food there.
Yeah, where's your urge to purge?
Heather Duke
**** it.
Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?
Heather Duke
Because I can be.
Student Did You Hear? School's canceled today cause Kurt & Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact.
Heather Duke
No way!
Student Way!
Heather Duke
Hi, everybody. Door was open. Veronica, did you hear? We were doing Chinese at the food fair, when it comes over the radio that Martha Dumptruck tried to buy the farm. She belly-flopped in front of a car wearing a suicide note.
Is she dead?
Heather Duke
No... that's the punchline. She's alive, and in stable condition. Just another case of a geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably.
[Veronica slaps Heather] ...
I said I was sorry!
Heather Duke
You were out of control! I mean Heather and Kurt were a shock but Martha Dumptruck? Get crucial! She was dialing suicide hotlines in her diapers!
Ugh, shut up!
Heather Duke
[J.D. shows Heather pictures]
Me and Martha Dumptruck? Where did you get this?
I just had the nicest little chat with Ms. Dumptruck. Got along famously. It's kind of scary that everyone's got a little story to tell. You wanna see the canoeing shots?
Heather Duke
What is this? Blackmail? [pause] I'll give you a week's lunch money.
I don't want your money. I want your strength. Westerburg does not need mushy togetherness. It needs a strong leader. Heather Chandler was that leader but...
Heather Duke
But she couldn't handle it.
I think you can. Moby Dick is dunked. The white whale drank some bad plankton and splashed through a coffee table and now it's your turn to take the helm.
Heather Duke
What about the photographs?
Oh, don't worry. I'll ask you to do me a favor. That will be one you'll enjoy. Then you'll get the negatives and everything back then. But in the meantime... strength. Here's a little gift. From Heather to Heather. [gives her Heather Chandler's red hair bow]
Heather Duke
Veronica, you look like hell.
Yeah? I just got back.