“Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a...” – Veronica, Heathers ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Heathers 1989

Veronica

Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?

Heather Duke

Because I can be.

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