“Wanna go out tonight? Catch a movie? Miniature golf?” – J.D., Heathers ... Movie Quotes Database

J.D.

Wanna go out tonight? Catch a movie? Miniature golf?

Veronica

I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke's wrists open, making it look like suicide.

J.D.

Ah, now you're talking. I can be up for that. I've already started underlining meaningful passages in her copy of Moby Dick, if you know what I mean.

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