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Veronica We're doing a poll. This may seem like a really stupid question...
J.D. There are no stupid questions.
Veronica You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?
J.D. That's the stupidest question I've ever heard.
Kurt Kelly Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no **** allowed rule?
J.D. Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?
Veronica Shit, Heather, I don't have anything against Martha Dunnstock.
Heather Chandler You don't have anything for her either. Come on. It will be very. The note will give her shower-nozzle masturbation material for weeks.
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