Veronica
Oh my God! I just killed my best friend!
J.D.
And your worst enemy!
Veronica
Same difference!
J.D.
What are we gonna tell the cops? "**** it if she can't take a joke, Sarge"?!
Veronica
Oh, the cops! I can't believe this is my life! Oh my God! I'm gonna have to send my SAT scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford!
J.D.
Ah, right. Just a little freaked here. Well, at least you got what ya wanted, ya know?
Veronica
Got what I wanted?! It is one thing to want somebody out of your life! It is another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer!

